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WHAT THE HELL'S WRONG WITH YOU? UPGRADES ARE FREE,
YOU LAZY BASTARD, GO GET ONE!
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Of course, I don't know why we bother with a disclaimer anyway. Nobody reads the damned things. I could be talking about the Smoot- Hawley Tarriff or just saying booger, booger, booger, booger, booger, booger, booger*, but I digress. If you would like to continue and find out just what the Hell's going on around here anyway?, enter below.
*the word "booger" copyright Dave Barry.
