You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you knew how seldom they do. -Olin Miller
There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure. -Jack E. Leonard
She is the original good time that was had by all. -Bette Davis
Don't be humble. You're not that great. -Golda Meir
I'm so miserable without you it's almost like having you here. -Stephen Bishop
I hate people. People make me pro-nuclear. -Margaret Smith
From the gutter to you ain't up. -Song Title
He's depriving a village somewhere of it's idiot. -?
From the last report he has hit rock bottom and started to dig. -?
You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter. -?
Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people. -?
I'll never forget the first time we met, although I'll keep trying. -?
I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time? -?
Let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself. -?
If I wanted to hear from an ass, I'd fart. -?
I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem. -?
I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass. -?