9. You can say "115 degrees" without fainting.
8. You can make sun tea instantly.
7. You notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
6. Hotter water comes from the cold water tap than the hot one.
5. It's noon in July, kids are on summer vacation, and not one person is moving on the streets.
4. You actually burn your hand opening the car door.
3. Hot air balloons can't go.
2. Your biggest bicycle wreck fear:
"What if I get knocked out and lay on the pavement and cook to death"?
And the Number 1 way to know that you're in Las Vegas, Nevada.... is.....
1. You're witness to the little known fact that asphalt has a liquid state.
Here are some brand new State Motto's
. . . .
Look for these on upcoming license plates:
Alabama:
At Least We're not Mississippi
Alaska:
11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong!
Arizona:
But It's a Dry Heat
Arkansas:
Litterasy Ain't Everthing
California:
As Seen on TV
Colorado:
If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
Connecticut:
Like Massachusetts,
Only Dirtier and With Less Character
Delaware:
We Really Do Like the Chemicals in our Water
Florida:
Ask Us About Our Grandkids
Georgia:
We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism
Hawaii:
Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
(Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
Idaho:
More Than Just Potatoes...
Well Okay, Maybe Not
Illinois:
Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana:
2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa:
We Do Amazing Things with Corn
Kansas:
Dorothy Doesn't Live Here Anymore
Kentucky:
Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana:
We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos
Maine:
We're Really Cold,
But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland:
A Thinking Man's Delaware
Massachusetts:
Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's
Michigan:
First Line of Defense From the Canadians
Minnesota:
10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000 Mosquitoes
Mississippi:
Come Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri:
Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work
Montana:
Land of the Big Sky,
the Unabomber,
Right-Wing Crazies,
and Very Little Else
Nebraska:
Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada:
Poker!
New Mexico:
Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York:
You Have the Right to Remain Silent,
You Have the Right to an Attorney...
North Carolina:
Tobacco is a Vegetable
North Dakota:
We Really are One of the 50 States!
Ohio:
We Wish We Were In Michigan
Oklahoma:
Like the Play, only No Singing
Oregon:
Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania:
Cook With Coal
Rhode Island:
We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina:
Remember the Civil War?
We Didn't Actually Surrender
South Dakota:
Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee:
The Educashun State
- or -
Elvis is Here . . . Somewhere
Texas:
Si' Hablo Ing'les
(Yes, I speak English)
Utah:
How Much Money Would it Take to Get You Here?
Vermont:
Yep
Virginia:
Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington:
Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!
Washington, D.C.:
Wanna Be Mayor?
West Virginia:
One Big Happy Family -- Really!
Wisconsin:
Come Cut Our Cheese
Wyoming:
Wynot?