Title: Mahoujin Guru Guru movie Version 1.6 - PUBLIC RELEASE based on the manga by ETO Hiroyuki (GanGan Comics) Hana Yori Anime http://members.tripod.com/~HanaYoriAnime/ e-mail: hanayorianime@usa.net Translated by: Yamabuki Edited by: Kaoru-chan, Sana-chan Villager1 Hey, did you hear? Villager2 Yeah, I heard. Villager2 There is an item that will grant you any wish if you eat it. Villager1 It's called the "Pickle of Happiness." Villager2 The Megalo Dragon is protecting it on top of the mountain. Villager1 Wh-what mountain is that? Villager2 That mountain. Villager2 It's called Mount Megalo. Villager1 What a tall mountain. Villager2 The Megalo Dragon is supposedly waiting for a hero's wish. Villager1 A hero's wish? Villager1 So what's with this hero's wish? Villager2 Anyone whose wish is approved by the Megalo Dragon... Villager2 ...can receive the Pickle of Happiness. Villager2 So the person who gets a hold of the Pickle will be recognized as a hero. Villager1 That's why it's the hero's wish, eh? Villager2 B-But many strong people have climbed Mount Megalo, Villager2 and no one has been able to get it. Villager1 Well, I should go sell my meke-meke. Villager2 I should go to the fish market, too. Box Nike Hero - Level 5 Narrator Hero appeared. Nike Is this story true? Kukuri Please tell us more. Box Kukuri Mage - Level 5 Narrator Kukuri appeared. Kukuri Oh. Meke-meke. Villager1 Wh-who are you two?! Nike We're not suspicious people. Villager1/ You're very suspicious!!! Main Title Magical Circle Main Title Guru Guru [Opening Song] OP Song Here comes the lunatic monster, OP Song A dragon that eats full moons. The people of the market place, OP Song Closed their shops really quickly. OP Song Marimba! OP Song Shining slick wings, OP Song A strange gaze, OP Song Where is he watching from? OP Song I want to fly higher and higher. OP Song Surpassing all courage, OP Song Even higher up. OP Song Marimba! Nike A Pickle of Happiness that grants any wish, huh? What great information we got. Kukuri Yeah. If getting the Pickle means being recognized as a hero, Kukuri Yuusha-sama is a hero, so it's the same as getting it already. Nike Yeah, that's right. Easy task. Narrator They are amazou. box Amazou = A person who takes life easy. Kukuri Yuusha-sama, what are you going to ask for? Nike Hmm, let's see. Nike I want something useful to others. Kukuri That's true. Something to help others would be nice. Kukuri It's ready! Kukuri Here. Let's eat! Kukuri I'm starting to feel motivated. Nike Yeah, I wanna work hard, too. Gippuru What selfish things are you two dreaming of? Kukuri Gippuru-chan. Nike When'd you come? Gippuru I don't think those wishes will be approved by the Megalo Dragon. Nike Don't be peeking at people's wishes! Kukuri Don't you have some wish too, Gippuru-chan? Gippuru Me? Loin-cloth Dude: A Lone Beast Gippuru Gippuria! Nike What's he thinking? Kukuri I wonder... Purato1 Excuse me. Purato1 Please let us through. Nike It's impossible. The road's too narrow. Purato2 Oh, aren't you the people who saved Shugi Village? Nike That costume... Are you from the Purato Church? Juju What happened? Juju Anything wrong? Nike Juju! Kukuri Juju-chan. Juju Oh, it's you. Box Juju Lunar - Level 8 Juju Long time no see. Kukuri Juju-chan, what are you doing here? Juju I had a prophecy. Kukuri/Nik A prophecy? Juju Yeah. When I was praying the other day... Purato God A young bird with two tails will fly off Mount Megalo. Purato God Ye shall go forth and pusheth it off with the help of a spirit. Juju That's why we came out here. Kukuri What does that prophecy mean? Juju I dunno. Purato1 Normally it's not possible for Juju-sama to go on a journey. Purato2 But we had no choice since it was a prophecy. Purato3 Our mission is to... Purato4 Protect Juju-sama... PuratoALL With our lives! Kukuri Must be tough. Nike So this is the entrance to Mount Megalo. Nike Okay, let's go. Kukuri What's that? Juju What is this? Purato1 Juju-sama. Purato2 It's dangerous. Nike Everyone, be careful! MokkoroEld From here- Mokkoro We won't let- Mokkoro You go any further- MokkoroAll Do! Nike What are these guys? Kukuri Singing hairballs. Gippuru Inhabitants of Mount Megalo, Mokkoro. They are the spirits of the mountain. Juju Spirits? Mokkoro This is our mountain, da do- Mokkoro We won't let you climb, do- Juju I have an important mission. Nike Don't be so mean. Kukuri Please, let us through. Mokkoro No! No! No, da do- MokkoroEld We won't let you pass any further, do- Hatton That's a problem. Narrator Monsters appeared. Kukuri Monsters! Purato1 Juju-sama. Purato2 It's dangerous. Hatton We came to get the Pickle of Happiness by the order of Iigyo-sama. Devil | Hatton Beaston Iigyo-sama is a monster who recently became the boss in this area. Monster | Beaston Birton We've never seen him, but he is a powerful monster, bah. Monster | Birton Baguton If we don't bring back the Pickle, we'll be destroyed, bagu. Monster | Baguton Hatton Our lives depend on it. We will go through, thank you. Nike Hey. The Pickle of Happiness is ours. I can't let you pass. Kukuri Yuusha-sama. Juju Nike-kun. Hatton Oh? You're not going to let us pass no matter what? Nike Of course. Kukuri Yuusha-sama, you're so cool! Nike Well, Mokkoro. I'll leave it up to you guys! Kukuri Huh? Nike Please fight them, Mokkoro-san! Nike Huh? Huh? MokkoroEld W-We won't let anyone pass, do- MokkoroEld But we're scared of monsters, do- Hatton Are you going to take us on? Nike Aw shucks. Let's do it, Kukuri! Kukuri Okay. Gippuru Then, I'd better get going. Nike Just as I expected. Hatton Get them! Kukuri Here it goes, Monsters. I'll be your opponent. Hatton Th-This is...! Hatton What are you drooling at her for?! Nike Good job, Kukuri! Juju Me, too... Purato1 Juju-sama. Purato 2 It's dangerous. Juju Then bring me my altar. Kukuri Finished! Kukuri Panic and Pumpkin! Juju This is the most powerful black magic, Guru Guru. Nike Kukuri, how does this work? Kukuri Leave it to me! Kukuri All right, go! Kukuri Go! Go! Go! Go! Box Magic Circle for Doki Doki Pumpkin Narrator Magic Circle for Doki Doki Pumpkin. Narrator A Guru Guru magic that attacks several enemies with flares. Nike See monsters. Take that! Narrator But the hero hasn't done anything. Purato1 Juju-sama, it's dangerous. Purato2 It's dangerous. Purato3 It's dangerous. Purato1 It's dangerous, Juju-sama. Purato4 Juju-sama, your altar. Narrator Juju received damages even without fighting. Kukuri Time limit. Hatton Now! Attack them! Juju Lord, show me Your benevolence and show Your power in a form of a Goddess! MonstersAL What? Kukuri Juju-chan's magic. Beaston What? Hatton Watch out. We don't know what kind of attack it may be. Birton Aw hell. Purato1 Juju-sama. Purato2 It's dangerou- Narrator Holy Goddess Statue. Narrator An item just used to hit people. Juju Holy Goddess Statue, show your power now! Box Holy Goddess Statue Narrator But the person showing her power is Juju. PuratoALL Juju-sama. Please wake up. Nike Yikes! She's in a trance. Beaston Damn it. Hatton If we stay at a distance, it's okay. Attack them with magic! Birton Gesu! Baguton Bagu! Beaston Bah! PuratoALL Juju-sama! PuratoALL Ouch! Hatton Did you get a taste of our magic? Nike Kukuri, make it so that the monsters can't use their magic! Kukuri Okay! Juju How dare you! Hatton What can you do at a distance? Hatton Die. Kukuri Done! Long-voiced Cat! Hatton Sh-Shoot! Juju Let go of me. Let go! Nike This way. Kukuri There! Nike It's not quite right, Kukuri. Nike This is a Long-Bodied Cat. Kukuri Huh? It's wrong. I made a mistake! Juju Why you! Hatton This is a nice view. Nike What'd you say? Hatton Normally, we'd kill you, but we are in a hurry. Hatton So long. Nike Hey, hold it! Kukuri Yuusha-sama! Kukuri I wonder what the monsters are going to wish for? Nike Do something about this first! MokkoroEld Well, well... Nike Hey Mokkoro. The monsters went up the mountain. Are you going to let them? Mokkoro It's fun, do- Nike Ow. Kukuri Yuusha-sama, are you okay? Nike Yeah. Nike Juju! Kukuri Juju-chan! MokkoroEld She's sleeping, do-. Kukuri/Nik Oh, okay. Nike Mokkoro, we're gonna go up the mountain. Kukuri They're gonna take the Pickle. MokkoroEld All right, do- I'll let you pass, do- MokkoroEld But one condition, do- Nike Condition? MokkoroEld Show us that last thing again, do- MokkoroAll Show us! Show us! Nike Huh? Kukuri I guess they liked the messed up version. Nike But... MokkoroEld Don't worry, do-. The monsters cannot get to Megalo Dragon, do-. Nike Huh? Kukuri Kukuri's messed up version. Kukuri There! Kukuri Next! Juju Nike-kun. Nike Hm? Kukuri There! Juju You've been traveling with Kukuri-chan like this all this time, huh? Nike Yeah. Nike What do you plan to ask when you get the Pickle, Juju? Juju I just came because of the prophecy. Nike But you must have something. Juju Yeah. Nike Hm? Nike Wh-What? Juju Nothing. Juju My wish... Kukuri Juju-chan, wanna join us? Juju I'd like to, but I don't like the loin cloth. Nike Oh yeah. You screamed that time in Shugi Village too. Gippuru How rude! To criticize the Wind Spirit's beloved loin cloth. Juju I want to be with everyone else too. But I just can't stand the loin cloth. Gippuru Hmph. I don't want a person like that entering at all. Juju I won't go inside some loin cloth tent! Gippuru My pride as a Wind Spirit! Juju What Wind Spirit?! You loin cloth monster! Gippuru What did you say?! Nike Calm down. Nike Is this better? Juju Yes. Thank you. Kukuri Juju-chan, we didn't get to talk much when we were in Shugi Village. Juju That's true. Gippuru Gippuria! Gippuru Gippuria! Gippuru Gippuria! PuratoALL We'll go with you. Juju It's impossible in your conditions. Wait here. MokkoroEld You're leaving? Nike Yeah. MokkoroEld Listen. When you're in trouble, the Spell of Koi is... MokkoroEld MENOTANI UYOITA, da do- Kukuri/Juj Huh? Love? Gippuru Koi? Nike Come, come? Nike Spell of Koi? Kukuri MENOTANI UYOITA... Gippuru I'll write it down. PuratoALL Juju-sama, please be careful! Juju We're finally going to meet the Megalo Dragon, right? Nike Yeah. We're going to take the Pickle of Happiness. All All right! Iijyo What happened? Did you get the Pickle of Happiness? Hatton We're sorry, Iigyo-sama. Hatton We climbed Mount Megalo, but couldn't get past the wall of ice. Iijyo And you had the nerve to come back?! Hatton W-We're sorry. Birton But there was no road to get to the top of the mountain, bah. Iijyo There's no need to walk. Iijyo Go from the sky. Gippuru There are no roads. Juju This is what they meant when they said the monsters can't get to Megalo Dragon. Kukuri What should we do, Yuusha-sama? Nike All right, Gippuru. It's time for the Spell of Koi. Gippuru Okay. Nike Well then... Nike MENOTANI UYOITA! Nike Huh? Narrator But nothing happened. Nike That's strange. Kukuri It's not wrong, is it? Juju Maybe the clue is in the "Spell of Koi" part. Nike I see. Nike Spell of Koi. Spell of Koi. Nike I don't get it at all. Sappari Ah, clueless clueless. Kukuri Why don't we ask Toma for help? Nike Oh yeah! Juju Who's Toma? Toma Nike He's an expert on mysteries that we met in Kitano Town. Juju I see. But how are you going to ask him? Kukuri Leave it up to me. Juju Using Guru Guru? Kukuri Yep. Juju You can draw them even if it's not a dirt floor? Kukuri It's because I trained in Shugi Village. Kukuri I can write anywhere now. Kukuri Done! Narrator Magic Circle for Summoning Friends Narrator Magic Circle for Summoning Friends. Narrator A Guru Guru where you can summon the person sketched for 10 minutes. Kukuri There! Nike Toma! Toma Hey, Yuusha-san! What's going on? Nike Toma, you really did have that sort of hobby... Toma No! I was just about to take a bath. Toma I get it. Toma When you say koi think taki nobori. Toma taki nobori: Swimming up the waterfall. Toma You must read the spell backwards. Nike Now I get it. Kukuri Toma-kun, you're great! Juju You're pretty smart. Narrator But he is butt-naked. Toma If you read the spell backwards... Nike Thanks Toma. Kukuri Thank you, Toma-kun. Juju Thank you. If you don't go back soon, you'll catch a cold. Toma Huh? Nike It was referring to the koi fish, huh? Gippuru I knew it from the start. Juju Then why couldn't you figure it out? Nike If you read this backwards... Kukuri "Taiyou ni Tanome" Gippuru It means, "Ask Mr. Sun." Nike The sun? That's crazy. Kukuri Mr. Sun! Nike What? Mr.Sun Hey. Juju The sun talked. Kukuri This mountain must be so high that you can talk to Mr. Sun. Mr.Sun Do you need me for something? Kukuri We want to get to the top of the mountain. Mr.Sun You heard from Mokkoro, huh? Mr.Sun Okay. Kukuri It's hot. Nike Look, a cave. Mr.Sun That's the road to the top. Nike All right! Kukuri Thank you, Mr. Sun. Nike Okay, let's go. Kukuri Okay. Juju Is this what was meant by "help from a Spirit"? Nike But what about the "young bird with two tails"? Kukuri Yuusha-sama, did you decide what you were going to ask for? Nike Let's see. Nike How 'bout making everyone greet each other by sticking out their tongues? Kukuri That's bad. Nike A monster?! Narrator Kita Kita Oyaji appeared. Narrator Edburg Erdel Dancer - Level ? KitaKita Hello everyone. Long time no see. Nike Kita Kita Oyaji! KitaKita What a coincidence to meet at a place like this. Nike Oyaji, how did you get in here? Kukuri Even the monsters couldn't get in. Juju What's with this guy? KitaKita Well, I got lost and when I realized it, I was here. KitaKita Then to celebrate meeting again, I will do the Kita Kita Dance. KitaKita Hirari Hira-hira, Hihirari Hira-hira Rari-rari. Juju You're traveling just for the dance? KitaKita That's right! Juju That's all? KitaKita Yes, that is all! Juju Just for that? KitaKita Yes, just for that! Juju You must be bored. KitaKita Huh? Bored?! Nike Juju, you might be stronger than him. Kukuri Wow! Gippuru There's a building further up. Nike Let's go! Nike C'mon Kukuri. Kukuri Okay. Gippuru These are Karu Karu Rocks. Karu Karu Rocks Narrator Karu Karu Rocks. Narrator Rocks that float because they are lighter than air. Juju Is this where Megalo Dragon is? Nike Hey, Megalo Dragon. Megalo I am Megalo Dragon, protector of the Pickle of Happiness. Box Holy Beast Box | Megalo Dragon Nike I'm Nike. This is Kukuri the mage, Nike Juju the lunar, and Gippuru the spirit. Nike That's it. Narrator Oyaji was ignored. Megalo Good job coming up here. Megalo I will decide if your wish is worth granting. Megalo The Pickle of Happiness is something that shouldn't exist in this world. Megalo It will only be used for evil. Megalo But until it grants somebody's wish, it will continue to exist. Megalo I must continue to protect it until someone with a worthy wish appears. Hatton Then we shall take it. Hatton To grant the wish of our boss, Iigyo-sama. Megalo I will hear your wish. Nike No way! Hatton Good. Hatton Iigyo-sama's wish is... Hatton What was it? Megalo I cannot give this to a person who doesn't know their wish. Hatton Then I, better known as Prince of Magic, shall show you my strength. Nike Prince of Magic? Kukuri What's that? Birton You don't know? It means he's a user of powerful magic. Beaston Plus he's as cocky as a Prince. Hatton Then, I shall take the Pickle of Happiness. KitaKita How dare they attack straight at me! Hatton Ha ha ha! Hatton You should have given it to me without a fight. Hatton Huh? Nike Oyaji, how did you survive? Hatton They used holy water as a shield. Megalo How dare you ruin my lair. Hatton Give us the Pickle of Happiness. Megalo I cannot give this to those with evil thoughts. Hatton I have no choice. Nike Megalo Dragon! Nike Kukuri, cast some Guru Guru. Beaston Your opponent is us, gesu! Kukuri Yuusha-sama! Juju Come. The ribbon of fire shall burn evil at once. Nike Magic Sword KiraKira! Hatton What? Hatton That sword... Beaston How dare you do that. Juju The cross that comes from the heavens, falls upon the evils on earth! Juju I lost the altar, so I'll leave the rest up to you, Kukuri-chan. Kukuri But if it's here... Kukuri Small Version Behm-Behm. Kukuri There! Kukuri That won't do. Nike Damn. I'll lose if this continues. KitaKita Hihirarira Hihirarira- Kukuri Yuusha-sama! Nike Special Technique, Cool-Ass Pose! Juju Nike-kun learned some magic too, didn't he? Kukuri Yeah. Nike Hey. KitaKita Yuusha-dono is in danger! KitaKita I'll do my best! KitaKita Hirari Hira-hira Hihirarirah. KitaKita Hihirarirah Hihirarirah Hihirari-hihirarirah. Nike Oyaji, how's dancing gonna help? Kukuri Yuusha-sama! Nike Megalo Dragon! Hatton KiraKira and the Cool-Ass pose... Hatton Is he the legendary hero? Hatton Attack him at once. Nike There's too many of them. Nike Kukuri, draw a Guru Guru. Kukuri But... Juju Kukuri-chan, you said you could draw magic circles on anything, right? Kukuri Yeah. Juju Then can't you draw on the sky too? Kukuri Huh? On the sky? Juju Yeah. Draw a Guru Guru jumping from rock to rock! Kukuri Huh? Nike Kukuri! Kukuri Yuusha-sama! Kukuri Juju-chan, I'll do it. Kukuri Maybe not. Juju-chan, can you push me? Maybe then I can... Juju I can't do that. What are you going to do if you fall? Gippuru Gippuria! Gippuru Kukuri-san, this is the time to decide. Gippuru Come. Gather your courage. Kukuri Gippuru-chan. Gippuru Kukuri-san. Kukuri That's right. I have to do it. Gippuru You understood. Juju Ahh! Loin cloth! Juju Kukuri-chan! Purato God A young bird with two tails will fly off Mount Megalo. Purato God Ye shall go forth and pusheth it off with the help of a spirit. Juju That's what was meant. Lord, I have fulfilled the prophecy. Narrator Kukuri isn't thinking about that. Kukuri I stopped falling. Nike Kukuri is flying. Juju Kukuri-chan. KitaKita Hihirari Hihirari Hihirarirah. Kukuri Done! Kukuri Summoning Mr. Moon! Kukuri There! Nike Kukuri. Kukuri Juju-chan, climb on. KitaKita Hihirari Hihirari. Kukuri Oyaji-san too. Nike Let's go! Narrator Magic Circle of Summoning Mr. Moon Narrator Magic Circle of Summoning Mr. Moon. Narrator A powerful magic where Mr. Moon appears and attacks monsters with star rain. Hatton Damn it. Nike You don't die easy. Hatton What? Nike Grow, KiraKira! Nike Prepare yourself! Hatton Iigyo-sama! Nike All right! Nike I'll do anything to get my wish! Hatton We're sorry, Iigyo-sama. Hatton We failed in getting the Pickle of Happiness. Iijyo Is that true? What horror! Must punish! Iijyo Must! Must! MonstersAL Tatejiwa?! Tatejiwa Stop laughing. Hatton How dare you, lowly monster! Beaston You better fix everything, idiots. Tatejiwa1 I thought it'd work. Tatejiwa2 I wanted to be promoted with the Pickle. Tatejiwa3 Gyoi. PuratoALL Juju-sama! PuratoALL We're glad you're safe! Megalo I'm impressed by you all. Whose wish shall I grant? Juju My wish has already been granted. Nike Huh? Juju I was able to get out of the village and create some havoc. Juju And even though it was for a short while, I got to travel with Nike-kun. Nike Are you sure? Juju Yeah. Don't worry about me. KitaKita My wish is... KitaKita To find a successor to the Kita Kita Dance and to spread it worldwide. Nike Oyaji! KitaKita I'm in a great condition! Nike Geez. Kukuri My wish is... Nike Hm? Kukuri My wish is that Yuusha-sama's wish comes true. Nike That's okay with you, Kukuri? Kukuri Uh huh. I thought about it for a while, but I'm happiest seeing Yuusha-sama happy. Nike Kukuri. Megalo Then Nike, I will hear your wish. Megalo Depending on the wish, I cannot give you the Pickle. Nike My wish is... Megalo Fine. Eat this Pickle of Happiness. Nike Yuck. Kukuri Yuusha-sama. Juju What did you wish for? Nike My wish is... Nike To see a bunch of young folks carrying around a Cat Shrine that's 10 meters tall! YoungFolks Heah-ho. Heah-ho. Heah-ho. Heah-ho. Heah-ho. Megalo I've been waiting for a dumb wish like this. Megalo I've been protecting the Pickle for a long time, but all the wishes were serious ones. Megalo I had no motivation to grant them. I am finally relieved of my duties. Megalo I thank you. You are most certainly a hero. YoungFolks Heah-ho. Heah-ho. Juju Kukuri-chan. Look, Nike-kun looks so happy. Kukuri Yuusha-sama truly is a hero. Kukuri Okay, I'm joining too! [ending song] ED Song It feels like ED Song A spell was cast on me. ED Song Everything orbits you like the sun. ED Song Time and feelings too. ED Song The starbits from the Milky Way, ED Song Let's gather them together, ED Song Little by little, like gathering courage. ED Song Love goes around. Just love by itself ED Song Can change even fate. ED Song Even if we don't see each other, ED Song We can make it up. ED Song Love goes around. I believe in you, ED Song Even if we're separated. ED Song The words you taught me, ED Song Only you make me smile. OP Song Kin no Tobira (Golden Door) Satomi Kihara with RadioHeart lyrics & music by ETO Hiroyuki Arranged by ETO Hiroyuki ED Song LOVE GOES AROUND lyrics by HIM, HIMK music by HIM Cast Nike TAKIMOTO Fujiko Kukuri YOSHIDA Konami Juju AMANO Yuri Gippuru TAKANO Urara KitaKita Oyaji OGATA Kenji Toma KOUJIRO Chie