Well, they just are. Did you know that back in the days of cowboys and indians, indians traded cows for women. Do you believe that?! I think that's a pretty good reason to think they're evil. Another thing is that their is a secret society of heifers that is trying to take over the United States and destroy the Monkey Club. Now that is just downright evil!Down with heifers:cows are evil!
If you have anything you need to say about how evil cows are, or if you know of some secret evil plot that the cows are creating, please email me.
- Mad Cow Disease
- They are the reason you weigh over 5 million pounds!
- They smell.
- They are secretly plotting to take over the world and make us their slaves!(Even though we probably deserve it, it still makes them evil.)
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