10. They are fairies.
9. They are horrible.
8. They aren't exciting when they play.
7. They are from New York.
6. They are worse than the Phillies.
5. They have no talent.
4. Jeter is a prettyboy.
3. Wells got lucky with that perfect game. ( He is a drunk)
2. Darryl Strawberry is a drunken crackhead.
And the number 1 reason is:
They suck! And that's the bottom line because I said so!!!!!
