I have stubbed my toe times today.


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Hello mum!

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Dung Quest


Fire Welcome my friends Fire

Come in, take a seat next to the fire.

Not that close.

Quick! Sponge, fetch the fire extinguisher!

No not me you fool that burning charlie over there!

What are you doing? You're supposed to spray him with it not use it to beat out the flames.

That's better, now rest your charred remains beside me.

Yes, on the rickety, splintery old wreck of a stool.

Yes the one with the nails sticking up.

Now are we sitting comfortably?

Good then I'll-


I'll tell you a tale.......

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