Greetings Dog Zero here :

This is Dog Zero , welcome to the "Dahg Chow's episode list" .These are from each episode .


Episode |Villain |Evil Plot

SEASON 1
Episode 1 :K-9 | Catastrophe |Use strange chemicals in chips to make people hate dogs .
          :Postal | Space Slugs |Were going to bury Earth in slime with sweepstakes letters
Episode 2 :Hair |Flea Nation |Used government formula to make everybody hairy
          :Homework |Sheila's Homework |Von Rabie's owner has accidentaly made a calculation in her homework that could destroy the doggy bag !
Episode 3 :Bone |Baron Bone|Used Giant cud all to get all the cows in the world
          :Time |None(maybe the meteor)|Pretty much a "Why..." episode about time
Episode 4 :Ernest |Ernest Anyway|Tried to capture the Loch Ness Monster
          :Spin |Spin Doctors |Made people watch tv 24/7
Episode 5 :Twilight |Catastrophe |Tried to reanimate Cleopatra's cat and become immortal in the process
          :Fetch |None|Dahg Chow explains the origin of the game Fetch and the story of the first Spy Dog named Fetch
Episode 6 :Small |Flea Nation |Shrunk Spy Dogs doswn to miniature size 
          :Water |None|The world is losing it's water ,who is doing this ???!!
Episode 7 :D'Cell |Dr. D'Cell |Used humanesc housewives to steal all the technology in the world
          :Half Day|Timmy|(Ok Timmy wasn't really a bad guy)A surprise half day at school leads agents to help kids who don't have dogs , but can any Spy Dog facethe horror of Little Timmy ?
Episode 8:I.H.R.F. |Ernst Blowfish |Got rid of fast food restaurants and replaced all their food with raw fish
         :Oatz |Oatz Quetere|A fashion designer has made clothes for dogs , and only for the money !
Episode 9 :Pups |Fleas,cats,dog,humans|Ralph and Mitzy go on patrol through the city
          :Zero |Collusotron|Dog Zero and his old friend Three team-up to save their old flame Nine
Episode 10 :Obedience|Mistress Pavlov|An evil obedience school instructor is hyponotizing everyone who comes to her trap
           :Doggyland |Space Slugs|The Space slugs are trying to bury Earth in slime and in the meantime the Mitzy , Vonny , Scribble and Frank are getting thrown out of their houses !And also lovely lyrical performances !(songs)
Episode 11 :Lunch|Space Slugs|The rotten evil Space slugs are trying to turn children to Space slugs through cafeteria food !Can Ralph and Noodle stop them ?
           :Iditarod|Catastrophe|Catastrophe is cheating to try to win the Iditarod dogsled race .Can Ralph , Chukchi and the team dog dogs stop him ?
Episode 12 :Porkzilla|Porkzilla|A giant pig is attacking Hugeopolis .Ralph and Scribble must stop him before he eats the whole town !
           :Money|None|The moon has sprung a leak !Now the Spy Dogs need money to build a new one...but they're flat broke !
Episode 13 :Mange|None|A mysterios dog is in town , and is he a *gulp* bad dog ?
           :Scribble|None|Scribble must watch hs house and not make a big mess at the same time !

SEASON 2
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THE SONGS !!THANKS TO AGENT YOUNG GRASS EATER THE LYRICS TO THE SONGS IN DOGGYLAND CAN NOW BE READ BY PEOPLE OUTSIDE THE MAILING LIST(JOIN TODAY!) !THANKS !!!!!*gives her bag of 5000 Milkbones(TM)

Dogland Lullaby
Wahoo...wahoo...
It's the lullaby of Dogland
This special show tonight
Some simple songs 'bout good dogs
Who try and get it right
Don't wanna shed on sofas
Don't wanna chew your shoes
Don't wanna ruin no carpet
Don't wanna howl the blues
At the moon tonight
At the moon tonight
 
Seein' Too Much Pink
I shed some pink hair on her sofa
And lost some pink hair on her chair
And though she's always said not to shed in bed,
I think there's pink hair everywhere
She's seein' pink hair in her coffee
And now she's found one in her tea
Yeah, I truly think she's seein' so much pink
That she's seen enough of me
Yeah, I truly think she's seeing too much pink
She's seen enough of me
 
Scribble Says
*rhythmic barking*
Tell us Ralph, tell us Ralph
What does Scribble say?
Scribble says, Scribble says
He heard the Space Slugs plot away
*rhythmic barking*
Tell us Ralph, tell us Ralph
What does Scribble say?
Scribble says, Scribble says
The invasion's on today. Hey!
*rhythmic barking*
Tell us Ralph, tell us Ralph
What does Scribble say?
Scribble says, Scribble says
He ain't been out all day?
Scribble.
 
Sniff
Once again he's rushed off
And I'm feeling like I'm brushed off
Is to stop and chat a bit
A crime? Oy!
There's a famous canine greeting
We exchanged at every meeting
We stopped to sniff the doggies in my time, oh!
When I was a pup
My papa summed it up
Son, time goes by too quickly
Much too soon you're old and sickly
Slow down...
And sniff the doggies in your prime, oh!
If you rush by you may wiff 'em
But you gotta stop to sniff 'em
I'm proud I've sniffed some doggies in my time, Jack!
 
Sweet Dingo Love
When I was down in Australia, a mere puppy
I guarded all the sheep at station 23
All alone in the outback every night
I kept 'em all safe from the Dingo's bite
Then I heard her call and I really took the fall
She was the cutest little Dingo you'd ever see
And her sweet Dingo Love Song was a-callin' me
We'd howl at the moon through every night
Though I knew every day it wasn't right
The other Dingoes spread the word
"Von Rabie doesn't guard his herd"
Now 'cross the widest ocean and the deepest sea
Her sweet Dingo love still calls out to me
Though I try hard to fight it, I can't get free
Her sweet Dingo Love Song's got a hold on me
Her sweet Dingo Love Song's got a hold on me
*howl*
 
Let the Slime Age Start
Once we had a planet
It was made of slime and granite
At least we took it all for granite till it fell apart
So we went out to space
Searching for a new place
When we saw the Earth and it really stole our heart
Earth has a real nice climate
Though it needs more slime at
Every given moment, coating every part
So,
How could it be a crime, to bury Earth in slime?
When Earth is at its prime age to maximize its slimage
We're working over timage
Let the slime age start!
 
Dread the Morning Light
Tonight everything went so darn right
But I really dread the morning's light
I get the blame for shedding hair
Now she doesn't even want me there
Little Scribble has paid his dues
Now he's gotta pay the price of shoes
Once again I've ruined her rug
And she's given me the final hug
They musta heard me howl at the moon
Now I'm leavin' little Sheila soon
You know somehow it just ain't right
They'll never know we saved the world last night
I really dread the morning light
Oh..I really dread the morning light
 
Dogland Lullaby End
This was the lullaby of dogland
A special show tonight
Some simple songs 'bout good dogs
Whose owners got it right