O.K, his name's not REALLY Woody. He's just Glen. I am personally of the opinion that a dog of this calibre should not have been given such a truly unimaginative name but who listens to me? Glen is a bit of a Bimbo really; a beautiful animal but, Boy, is he dumb! He's a great lawn ornament though and is unmatched in his ability to impregnate the local female section of the canine community. But he is a lovely dog! We have another two dogs as well. They are all working sheepdogs, although that's probably a bit too strong a term for what these layabouts do! Their names are Connie (AKA Noogs), and Bess (our new puppy: she's SOOO cute!!).

Oh! You may have been wondering why we call him Woody. Well, one day I was kind of singing the Log Song (you know, from Ren and Stimpy?) and switched the lyrics to "It's Glen, It's Glen, He's big he's heavy he's wood..." and the "Wood" part just stuck from then on. How's that for a pointless story?!!