I am a pizza
I can be a delicious lunch, dinner
or breakfast, if you're weird.
I have a great deal of toppings on me
I am a round and flat piece of dough
with lots of toppings.
I make your mouth water.
I'm very good to eat, but I'm
fattening!
I am a mouth's best friend.
I make you say, "Yum, Yum".
I am a pizza.

Monica Lewinsky, age 10 or 11