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| BARKDOG.WAV | Carl: "You beast, you savage. C'mon, bark like a dog for me. Bark like a dog! I will teach you the meaning of the word respect." | 26kb |
| BTHEBALL.WAV | Ty: "Find your center, picture the shot, Danny...picture it. Turn off all the sound...just let it happen...be the ball. Be the ball, Danny..." | 58.5kb |
| BULLFITE.WAV | Ty: "So what do you
do?" Lacy: "I enjoy 'skinny skiing,' going to bull fights on acid." |
28.5kb |
| COLLIES.WAV | Lacy: "My uncle says
you got a screw loose." Ty: "Oh yeah? Your uncle molests collies." |
10.5kb |
| DALILAMA.WAV | The story of Carl's trip to Tibet where he caddied for the Dali Lama. | 191kb |
| GOPHERS.WAV | Sandy: "I want you
to kill every gopher on the course." Carl: "Correct me if I'm wrong, Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key..." |
37.2kb |
| LUMBER.WAV | Danny: "I'm gonna end
up working in a lumber yard for the rest of my life."
Ty: "What's wrong with lumber? I own two lumber yards." Danny: "I notice you don't spend too much time there." Ty: "I'm not sure where they are." Danny: "Oh." |
23.2kb |
| MOUTH.WAV | Al: "Look at that one. The last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it." | 11.3kb |
| NEGRO.WAV | Spaulding: "...It's the best, man. I got it from a negro." | 15.8kb |
| POONTANG.WAV | Carl: "I smell varmint poontang. And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think." | 29.8kb |
| PUTTING.WAV | Ty's infamous putting sounds (the Force perhaps?) | 40.5kb |
| SALAMI.WAV | Carl: "Wait up, girls. I gotta salami I gotta hide still." | 8.27kb |
| SLOUCH.WAV | Judge Smails: "You
know, you should play with Doctor Beeper and myself. I mean, he's been
club champion for three years running, and I'm no slouch myself.
Ty: "Don't sell yourself short, Judge. You're a tremendous slouch." |
32.3kb |
| TAKDRUGS.WAV | Ty: "Do you take drugs,
Danny?" Danny: "Every day." Ty: "Good. So what's the problem?" Danny: "I dunno." |
11.8kb |
| VARMINT.WAV | Carl: "To kill you must know your enemy. In this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit...ever. They're like the Viet Cong...Varmint Cong..." | 52.9kb |
| MRSCRANE.WAV | Carl: "Mrs. Crane, I'm looking at you. You wore green so you could hide, huh huh huh huh..." | 63.8kb |
| VOMITDIE.WAV | Lou: "All right, announcement.
Carl Lipbaum died last week at summer school form a severe anxiety attack."
Spaulding: "I heard he swallowed his vomit during a test..." |
35.6kb |
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