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12OCLOCK.WAV | Wash Out: "Sir, it
appears we have unidentified radar contacts. Looks like enemy aircraft
at twelve o'clock." Admiral Benson: "Really...twelve o' clock?" Well, that gives about, eh, twenty-five minutes. I think I'll step out for a burger." |
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AMNOTR2.WAV | Ramada: "What is this
macho thing?!" Topper: "He started it." Kent: "Did not." Topper: "Did too..." |
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AMNOTR22.WAV | Kent: "You're not flying
with us." Topper: "Am too." Kent: "Are not." Topper: "Am TOO!" Crowd: "Ooooo" |
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BAZOOKA.WAV | Admiral Benson: "Oh good, here, help me with this. My eyes are ceramic...a bazooka round at Little Big Horn. Or was it Okinawa? The one without the Indians!" | 18.9kb |
BLADDER.WAV | Admiral Benson: "Oh, good God, I gotta pee. I had the better part of my bladder blown off at Guadalcanal ." | 14.1kb |
COMPOST.WAV | Admiral Benson: "...I mean, one minute you're in bed with a knock out gal...or guy. And the next you're a compost heap. Doesn't that bother any of you?! 'Cause it scares the living piss out of me!" | 45.5kb |
DISNYLND.WAV | Announcer: "Hey, Topper
Harley. Now that you've killed the bad guy and made the world safe for
democracy, what are you going to do to cash in on your newfound fame?"
Topper: "I'm going to Disneyland!" |
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HORSE.WAV | Topper: "I was really impressed with the way you handled that stallion. You know when I saw you dig your heels into his sides, tighten up the reigns and break his spirit, I never wanted to be a horse so much in my life." | 25kb |
INBRED.WAV | Topper: "My uncle used
to tell me that not playing to win is like sleeping with your sister.
Sure, she's a great piece of tail with a blouse full of goodies but it's
just illegal." Lt. Commander Block: "Jesus, Topper, c'mon." Topper: "Then you get into that whole inbred thing; kids with no teeth who only play the banjo, eat applesauce through a straw, pork farm animals." Lt. Commander Block: "Topper, that's enough!" |
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LONGLEGS.WAV | Topper: "Those are
some long legs." Ramada: "I just had them lengthened. Now they go all the way up." |
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PANTS.WAV | Admiral Benson: "Ah, many of you are wondering what's wrong with m pants. Well, that started running short of material right before they got to the knees. So, don't give me any shit." | 18.1kb |
RECTUM.WAV | Dead Meat: "Isn't there
something that can done?" Wash Out: "Well, there's a delicate corneal inversion procedure; umm...'multioptipupiloptomy.' But, in order to keep from damaging the eye sockets, they gotta go in through the rectum." |
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SECNDARY.WAV | Admiral Benson: "...Now if you have trouble hitting your objective, your secondary targets are here and here. An accordion factory and a mime school." | 40.7kb |
SHOTDOWN.WAV | Admiral Benson: "...You know I've personally flown over a hundred and ninety-four missions and I was shot in every one. Heh, come to think of it, I've never landed a plane in my life." | 41kb |
TOAST.WAV | Admiral Benson: "Well,
gentlemen, we've waited a long time to hear this. In exactly five hours
and seventeen minutes we hit the enemy toast."
Lt. Commander Block: "I think that's the enemy coast, Sir." Admiral Benson: "Huh? Coast? Well, it'll take a little more planning but it doesn't matter." |
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VIRGIN.WAV | Topper: "So, I take
it you've been with a man before." Ramada: "I'm a virgin. I'm just not very good at it." |
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