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| 24000.WAV | Kramer: [ON TELEPHONE] "No, we can't do that. The risk of a flameout's too great. Keep him at 24,000...[PAUSE] no...feet." | 20.2kb |
| ALTOGTHR.WAV | Striker: "Oh, I flew
single engine fighters in the Air Force, but this plane has FOUR engines.
It's an entirely different kind of flying, altogether.
Randy and Dr. Rumack: [IN UNISON] "It's an entirely different kind of flying." |
26kb |
| ASSHOLE.WAV | Air Traffic Controller: "He's all over the place...900 feet up to 1300 feet. What an asshole." | 16.3kb |
| CALMDOWN.WAV | Helpful passengers trying to calm a frightened woman. | 74.5kb |
| CNCNTRAT.WAV | Ted Striker..."concentrating." | 57.5kb |
| COCKPIT.WAV | Randy: "Excuse me,
sir, there's been a little problem in the cockpit."
Ted Striker: "The cockpit...what is it?" Randy: "It's the little room in the front of the plane where the pilot sits, but that's not important right now." |
21.9kb |
| COFFEE.WAV | Boy: "Excuse me. I
happened to be passing and I thought you might like some coffee...cream?"
Girl: "No thank you, I take it black, like my men." |
44.5kb |
| DINRJIVE.WAV | Elaine: "Would you
gentlemen care to order your dinners?" Jive Dudes 1 and 2: [SOME EARLY EBONICS] |
25kb |
| DRINK.WAV | Kramer: "There are some of here, particularly me...who'd like to buy you a drink and shake your hand." | 15.6kb |
| ETHEL.WAV | Elaine: "...what's
his problem?" Striker: "It's lieutenant Hurwitz ...severe shell shock...thinks he's Ethel Merman." Lt. Hurwitz (Ethel Merman): [SINGING] Striker: "War is hell." |
77.3kb |
| GLADIATR.WAV | Capt. Oveur: "...Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?" | 31.1kb |
| ICANTTEL.WAV | Dr. Rumack: "Captain,
how soon can you land?" Capt. Oveur: "I can't tell." Dr. Rumack: "You can tell me, I'm a doctor..." |
40.2kb |
| JIVE2.WAV | June Cleaver meets Shaft. | 94.6kb |
| LEON.WAV | Flight Operations: "Bad
news, the fog is getting thicker." Johnny: "And Leon's getting l-a-a-a-rrrrger!" |
19.6kb |
| MAYDAY.WAV | Striker: "Mayday, Mayday,
Mayday!" McCroskey: "Mayday? What the hell is that for?" Johnny: "May Day! Why, that's the Russian New Year. You know we'll have a big parade and serve hot Hors d'Oeuvres..." |
26.8kb |
| NAKED.WAV | Capt. Oveur: "...you ever seen a grown man naked?" | 34.4kb |
| NERVOUS.WAV | Old woman passenger: "Nervous?"
Striker: "Yes." Old woman passenger: "First time?" Striker: "No, I've been nervous lots of times." |
22.4kb |
| OVERROGR.WAV | Confusion during takeoff. | 66.4kb |
| PENNYS.WAV | Flight Operations: "Look
at this [HANDS KRAMER A NEWSPAPER]!" Kramer: "...passengers certain to die!" McCroskey: "...airline negligent." Johnny: "There's a sale at Penny's!" |
25.2kb |
| REDZONE.WAV | Just remember, there's no stopping in a red zone. | 74.7kb |
| REDZONE2.WAV | More about the "red" zone. | 40kb |
| SHIRLEY.WAV | Striker: "Both pilots?!"
Dr. Rumack: "Can you fly this plane and land it?" Striker: "Surely you can't be serious?" Dr. Rumack: "I am serious. And don't call me Shirley." |
23.7kb |
| SHIRLEY2.WAV | Dr. Rumack: "We're
running out of time." Striker: "Surely there must be something you can do." Dr. Rumack: "I'm doing everything I can. And stop calling me Shirley." |
19.9kb |
| SNIFGLUE.WAV | McCroskey: "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffin' glue..." | 25.5kb |
| STEAKFSH.WAV | Dr. Rumack: "What was
it we had for dinner tonight?" Elaine: "Well we had a choice...steak/fish." Dr. Rumack: "Yes, yes, I remember. I had lasagna." |
19.9kb |
| THETOWER.WAV | Kramer: "Stand by,
Striker, we're going to the tower. Good luck." McCroskey: [TO ALL] "We're going to the tower." Johnny: "The tower!? The tower!? Repunzel, Repunzel!" |
25kb |
| TURKISH.WAV | Capt. Oveur: "Joey, have you ever been in a - in a Turkish prison?" | 10.5kb |
| TYLENOL.WAV | Reporter: "What kind
of plane is it?" Johnny: "Oh, it's a big pretty white plane..." |
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