HAPPY GILMORE
 
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BALL.WAV Happy: "You sonofabitch ball, why didn't you just go home? That's your home! Are you too good for your home?! Answer me! Suck my white ass ball!!" 29.5kb
BITCH.WAV [BARK BARKER AND HAPPY BRAWLING]  
Bob Barker: "I think you've had enough...no? *WHACK* Now you've had enough...bitch."
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BLEEP.WAV Happy cursing after missing a shot 24.6kb
EGYPT.WAV Happy: "My dad worshiped hockey, my mom didn't. That's why she moved to Egypt, where there's not a hockey rink within 1500 miles." 23.2kb
FELLCLIF.WAV Happy: "Hey my girlfriend's dead ya know. She fell off a cliff and died on impact." 8.95kb
FINGRPNT.WAV Happy's Girlfriend: "All you ever talk about is being a pro hockey player, but there's a problem, you're not any good!"  
Happy: "I am good! You know what? You're a lousy kindergarten teacher! I seen those finger paintings you bring home and they suck!"
31kb
HAMMER.WAV Happy: "That kid right there just stole my party blower and instead of asking for it back I felt I had ta belt him in the head a buncha times with a hammer. Look at me go." 17.9kb
HITCAR.WAV Happy's Grandmother: "You tell me; how's that nice girlfriend of yours?"  
Happy: "Oh she got hit by a car. She's dead."
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