MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL
 
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3HEADED.WAV Three Headed Knight: "You're a knight of The Round Table?" 
Sir Robin: "I am." 
Three Headed Knight: "In that case I shall have to kill you..."
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BLEED.WAV Arthur: "What are you gonna do, bleed on me?" 5.22kb
CAMELOT.WAV [ALL IN AMAZEMENT] "Camelot...Camelot...Camelot!"  
"It's only a model..."
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CAT.WAV Sound of a cat being beat against a wall 41.7kb
CHANT.WAV The monk chant 14.3kb
FLOATS.WAV Bedevere: "What also floats in water?"  
[VARIOUS CROWD RESPONSES]: "Bread...apples...uh, very small rocks..."
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FLSHWUND.WAV Arthur: "Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!"  
Black Knight: "Yes I have..."
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GRENADE.WAV The entire "Holy Hand grenade" spiel 175kb
HEARTATK.WAV Narrator: "When suddenly, the animator suffered a fatal heart attack..." 19.1kb
HERRING.WAV Knight of Ni: "You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest....wiiiiiith a herring!" 
Arthur: "We shall do no such thing."
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KINGSHIT.WAV Peasant1: "Who's that there?"  
Peasant2: "I don't know, must be a king." 
Peasant1: "Why?" 
Peasant2: "He doesn't got shit all over 'im."
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NI.WAV Knight of Ni: "We are the knights who say...Ni!..." 16.3kb
OHDEAR.WAV Father: "You only killed the bride's father, that's all!" 
Lancelot: "Well, I really didn't mean to." 
Father: "Didn't mean to?!" You put your sword right through his head!" 
Lancelot: "Oh dear, is he all right?"
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RABBIT.WAV Tim: "Why that's no ordinary rabbit! That's the most foul, cruel and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!" 17.9kb
REJOICE.WAV Narrator: "In the frozen land on Nador they were forced to eat Robin's minstrels...and there was much rejoicing..." 21.4kb
SILLY.WAV Arthur: "Well, on second thought let's not go to Camelot, it 'tis a silly place." 11kb
TAUNT1.WAV Arthur: "If you will not show us the grail we shall take your castle by force!" 
French Soldier: "You don't frighten us English pig dog..."
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TAUNT2.WAV French Soldier: "So you think you could out clever us French folk with your silly knees-bent-running-about advancing behavior..." 34.6kb
TAUNT3.WAV Arthur: "We demand entrance to this sacred castle!" 
French Soldier: "No chance, English bed-wetting types..."
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