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| 14YRS.WAV | Mrs.
Twice: "Do you know what it's like to be married to a wonderful
man for fourteen years?" Frank: "No, I can't say that I do." |
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| ANIMAL.WAV | Frank: [FROTHING AT MOUTH]"...I am not an animal." | 24.5kb |
| DREBBIN1.WAV | Frank: "...there'd been a recent wave of gorgeous fashion models found naked and unconscious in laundromats on the west side. Unfortunately, I was assigned to investigate hold-ups at neighborhood credit unions." | 42kb |
| DREBBIN2.WAV | Frank: "I'd just come from the stockyards. We'd gotten reports of hundreds of cows had been senselessly slaughtered in the area, but I couldn't find any evidence. I stopped off for a hamburger and checked in with headquarters." | 27kb |
| LETSSAY.WAV | Ed:
"I don't understand, Frank." Frank: "Well, lets say a new merchant moves into the neighborhood...opens up a shop." Ed: "Okay." Ed and Frank in unison: "A new merchant moves into the neighborhood and opens up a shop..." |
69.6kb |
| MRSTWIC.WAV | Frank: "We're sorry to bother you at such a time like this, Mrs. Twice. We would have come earlier, but your husband wasn't dead then." | 14.8kb |
| TESTFIRE.WAV | Mr. Olsen: "These guns are identical to the one that killed Jim Johnson. Watch carefully as I test fire this gun into these video tapes of Barbara Walter's interviews." | 28kb |
| AIR.WAV | Mr.
Olsen: [ATTEMPTING TO HOLD A CAT UNDERWATER] "So you see Katie,
fish have gills to extract oxygen from water. But air breathing species
have lungs which are equipped only to accept oxygen in it's natural state.
And that's why most mammals must live on land." Katie: "Wow, that's neat. " |
42.5kb |
| BUST.WAV | Frank:
"I'm lieutenant Drebbin, this is captain Hawkin; Police Squad."
Stripper: "Is this some kind of bust?" Frank: "Yes, it's very impressive but we'd just like to ask a few questions." |
23.2kb |
| FOOTBALL.WAV | Mr.
Olsen: "Why don't you run along now Katie and next week I'll show
you why women can't play professional football." Katie: "Okay, bye, Mr. Olsen." |
16.6kb |
| KEYSTORE.WAV | Gangster:
"Betcha'd hate to see something happen to your little key store."
Frank: "What about my little keaster?" Gangster: "Key STORE." |
16.9kb |
| LETSSAY2.WAV | Another "copycat" gag | 34.6kb |
| ORDERED.WAV | A simple order for lunch gone terribly awry. | 92.8kb |
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