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| 220VOLTS.WAV | General Streck: " ...he was found in his hotel room impaled upon a large electrical device. Our surgeons did what they could but it took them two hours just to get the smile off his face." | 40.5kb |
| 2ORGASM.WAV | Martin: "Nick, I've tried everything...the embassy, the German government, the consulate. I even talked to the U.N. ambassador, It's no use! I just can't bring my wife to orgasm." | 32.6kb |
| BADMOVIE.WAV | Too much text to squeeze into this one folks...just take a listen | 38.9kb |
| BOSOMS.WAV | Nick:
"Hillary...now that's an unusual name."
Hillary: "It's a German name. It means 'She who's bosoms defy gravity." |
22.4kb |
| CNDITION.WAV | Nazi
Officer: [PHONE RINGS] "Yah? It is the hospital mein General"
General Streck: "What is the condition of Thurton Krueger? Yeah, I see. Well, let me know if there's any change in his condition. [HANGS UP...SHORT PAUSE] He's dead." (pay attention or this may go over your head) |
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| GASOLINE.WAV | Nick:
"Mind if I have
a swig of this?" Chocolate Mousse: "Go right ahead." Nick: [SPIT] "What the hell is this stuff?!" Chocolate Mousse: "Gasoline...hahahahahaa." [GULP] |
29.3kb |
| LATIN.WAV | Umm, yeah...Latin. | 108kb |
| SOURKRT.WAV | Voice of German language instruction: "Bilchaben Frichtmitten un der heinerblachund (There is sauerkraut in my lederhosen)." | 19.9kb |
| DOGPOO.WAV | Cedric:
"You dropped your phony dog poo."
Underground contact: "What phony dog poo?" |
11.3kb |
| NDSPNSBL.WAV | Du Cuois:
"Well, monsieur Rivers, it seems that you have become, how do you
say...indispensable?" [PAUSE] Nick: "Indispensable." Du Cuois: "That's what I thought." |
31.3kb |
| THATSUX.WAV | Dr.
Flammond: "Well young one I had the secret police broke into my
house, they tore me from my family, ransacked my laboratory and...brought
me to this dungeon." Nick: "That sucks!" |
27.8kb |
| UNSAID.WAV | Hillary:
"Some things are much better left unsaid."
Nick: "Like what?" Hillary: "Well, you know, sometimes when you blow your nose into a tissue and you put it in your purse then a little while later you have to reach in there for your lipstick or something and your hand gushes into it..." |
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