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| 2AND2.WAV | Lloyd: "Why ya goin'
to the airport...flyin' somewhere?" Mary: "How'd you guess?" Lloyd: "Well, I saw your luggage and when I saw the airline ticket I put two and two together." |
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| ANNOY.WAV | Lloyd: "Hey, wanna
hear the most annoying sound in the world?" [SHRIEK] |
24.5kb |
| ASPEN.WAV | Lloyd: "So where ya
headed?" Mary: "Aspen." Lloyd: "Mmm...California, beautiful." |
16.9kb |
| AT10.WAV | Harry: "...why would
she have you meet her in a bar at ten in the morning?"
Lloyd: "I just figured she was a raging alcoholic." |
25.2kb |
| BET.WAV | Lloyd: "I bet you 20
bucks I can get ya gambling before the end of the day."
Harry: "No way." Lloyd: "I'll give you 3 to 1 odds..." |
52.7kb |
| BOOZIN.WAV | Motorcycle Cop: "You fellas been doin' a bit of boozin' have ya...suckin' back on Grandpa's old cough medicine?" | 12.8kb |
| BONEHER.WAV | Lloyd: "First time I set eyes on Mary Swanson I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling; where I'd do anything to bone her." | 21.7kb |
| BREEDING.WAV | Harry: "I've even bred
them." Mary: "Oh yeah, any unusual breeding?" Harry: "No mostly just doggy style." |
12.5kb |
| BULLSHIT.WAV | Harry: "One time we
successfully mated a bulldog with a shitzu." Mary: "Really, that's weird." Harry: "Yeah, we called it a bullshit [SILLY LAUGH]" |
34.4kb |
| BUTT.WAV | Harry: "Holy geez,
look at the butt on that!" Lloyd: "Yeeah...he must workout." |
16.1kb |
| DEADBIRD.WAV | Harry: "You sold my dead bird to a blind kid?!" | 7.51kb |
| DIAREAH.WAV | Harry having a bowel movement
(this one's disgusting folks) |
64.6kb |
| FRENCH.WAV | Harry: "Where are we
gonna go...?" Lloyd: "...I'm talking about a little place called Assspen." Harry: "I dunno Lloyd, the French are assholes." |
49.6kb |
| FUNBAGS.WAV | Harry: "Go look at the fun bags on that hose hound..." | 24.7kb |
| HEADSOFF.WAV | Lloyd: "We got no food, we got no jobs...our pets heads are fallin' off!!!" | 13kb |
| HOOTERS.WAV | Harry: "Nice set of
hooters ya got there." Mary: "I beg your pardon?" Harry: "The owls...they're beautiful." |
17.9kb |
| HOT.WAV | Lloyd and Harry after eating an atomic pepper | 81.6kb |
| KUNGFU.WAV | Lloyd's unique martial arts style | 58kb |
| PETEDIED.WAV | Harry: "My parakeet
Petey...he's dead." Lloyd: "Oh I'm sorry, what happened?" Harry: "His head fell off!" |
40kb |
| PULLOVER.WAV | Motorcycle Cop: "Pullover!"
Harry: "No, it's a cardigan but thanks for noticin'." |
13.3kb |
| ROBBED.WAV | Lloyd: "I got robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart...and I didn't even see it comin'!" | 15.8kb |
| SAMPSNTE.WAV | Harry: "What's her
last name, I'll look it up." Lloyd: "Ahh...you know I don't really recall..." Harry: "...maybe it's on the briefcase, look on the--." Lloyd: "OH YEAH! It's right here...Sampsonite..." |
63.6kb |
| SENIORS.WAV | Lloyd: "Hey...I guess they're right...senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel can still serve a purpose." | 20.2kb |
| SKIS.WAV | Harry: "Skis huh?"
Lady: "That's right." Harry: "Great...they yours?" Lady: "Uh huh." Harry: "Both of them?" |
35.1kb |
| SOUP.WAV | Lloyd: "What is the
soup de jour?" Waitress: "It's the soup of the day." Lloyd: "Mmm, that sounds good, I'll have that." |
17.4kb |
| YOURIT.WAV | Lloyd and Harry playing a game of "you're it" | 52.7kb |
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