Women Bashing Jokes


The top five reasons computers must be female:
5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.
4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory   for future reference.
3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is   incomprehensible to everyone else.
2. The message "Bad Command or File Name" is about as informative as   "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE:
1. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself   spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.

A Blonde And A Brunette Go Parachuting. The Blonde jumps first, pulls her parachute cord and is slowly drifting in the air and enjoying the view.
The brunette jumps after her, pulls her parachute cord but nothing happens. She pulls it again, this time as hard as she can, still nothing. She pulls the cord to the emergency chute, but that doesn't open either.
Falling like a speeding bullet, she passes by the blonde.
The blonde looks at her and says, while getting her parachute off her shoulders, "Sooo, you want to race, do you?"

Q. What Is Similarity Between an Audio Cassette And A Girl?
A. You Can Use Them On Either Side.

Q. What Is The Similarity Between Girl And Tea?
A. Both Are Hot, Have Milk And Are Needed While Rising.

Q. What Is The Difference Between Sky And A Skirt?
A. The Sky Covers the Whole Universe And A Skirt Covers   the Universal Hole.



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