Mikey Danger's Comic Book Headquarters

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people have come here. I know, contain yourself. Most of those people were me.

Welcome to the mayhem

I am the one known as Mikey Danger. I am a known comic book geek, and I still love cartoons. I know, I am seeking help. I am also extremly immature, so anything you see here is only a futile attempt of mine to make you laugh. If you do find anything offensive, then e-mail me at mikey_danger@hotmail.com, or leave a message in my guestbook below. And you never know, if I am in a good mood I might change it. But don't count on it, porky. I also try to update the text at least once evey two weeks. But once again, don't always count on that either.

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Here it is

So I have decided this is the last post. Although it sadens me, and maybe a few others out there...I realize I no longer possess the time or care to keep it up...well thats a damn lie...I still care...Im jsut too damn lazy...I mean...there are so much better things to do than just sit in front of my computer monitor and rant about life...I have comics to entertain me, dreamcast, drawing...work...even the occassional woman...and wouldnt it be better to rant about it in real life to people than as some annonymous entity who comments on here yet wont elsewhere?...So I figure Im gonna go through what I learned from not only this webpage, but from life in this 2 years...2 years...thats amzing in its own right...things I had been waiting for my whole have gone by...some already forgotten...some Im still waiting for...so Ive obviously learned basic html...enough to learn it is never as easy as it looks to be...I've learned good ideas dont always turn out well...Ive learned just about everything I write is bullshit...even if I dont mean it to be...sorta like this....Ive learned Im am never content with just one period...Ive learned people are willing to say a whole hell of a lot more in my guest book than any of us would have the guts to say in real life....whether we admit it or not..I've learned most cliches....as annoying as they are, are most likely true...Ive learned my why life sucks list is still the same now as it was when I wrote it way back when...and for some reason Im happy now and I wasnt then....I wonder why that is...Ive learned not to abandon anyone...or to take them for granted...did I mention I have learned Im full of BS...Ive learned noone is truly content in life...and that everyone is uncomfortable....just some are better at covering it up...Ive learned how quickly people forget(When was the last time anyone has stopped to see Sherri?...Imean really stopped and stood there to talk to her...Im ashamed to say its been awhile...are we maybe all the hypocrites we moaned about at the time?) Ive learned as much as I or anyone says about not caring about what others think....deep down we do....even you Michelle;) Ive learned most internet "expressions" are annoying as hell...Ive learned more people give a damn about this page...maybe even more than me...Ive learned we all need something to believe in....God, comics, Britney Spears...or even not believing...damn the shit is gettin thick in here...Ive learned Adidas isnt all bad...they pay...give me free shit..give me somthing to rant about...and to kill time with...Ive even found a liking for merchandising which I might not have ever known if not for them...Ive learned most internet friendships dont last....and the liklyness of ever meeting them is rare...but I have found a true friend over this internet...Diana...and its alot easier goin to them with problems since you dont have to see them everyday if you make a fool of yourself...Ive also learned being childish grows old....but there is no reason for me to ...So maybe Ill stop taping desks and pissing on hall passes...but Ill never submit to the system...if at all possible fight against it...it makes not only you stronger....but the system as well...Ive learned after reading this I should maybe look into hallmark....this is some grade "A" shoebox greeting bullshit...Ive learned I should listen to my friends...even though I hate to admit it(especially to Michelle) they are usually right...Ive learned that there is life after love...That graduation parties only purpose is to make everyone fat...so that when the millenium bug does come he can feed off of us until the next millenium...Ive learned that once people are off on their own....the come back different....whether they admit it or not...Ive learned most relationships end up as a joke...maybe they all start as a joke also...why else would people put up with them...oh yeah...sex...thats why....stupid me...Ive learned that the only genuine people in the world are my brothers...That no comic book movie is as good as the real thing...Ive learned...now that I look back on this big long rant....a whole lot of nothing...Well....dont I look dumb...ah well...so this is it...Im all teary eyed...I mean...its over...how sad...lots of laughs...a few tears...so many wasted hours...and what do I get in return? A whole lot of nothing...well it wont be for nothing, damnit...Im gonna keep this page...if only for the guestbook...so post away people...so many memories...awww guest book...youve always been there for me...I want to marry you guestbook...lets run of to vegas...and then on our honeymoon...we can have lots of guestbook sex...funny thought...guestbook sex...guess it includes lots of srokes and posts....heh....you know I had get at least one bad joke in this whole damn post...well ofcourse besides the post itself...well thats it kiddies....goodnight...and....nooooooonch This has been, and always will be Mike(y Danger) The last real scion....(screw you Linda Fiorintino!!!) @-}---

Last Updated Forever:12/5/99

My Pages

Into the depths: My comic book pages
Communicate your inner feelings: My chat page
Stories to shock and amaze: My literary page
Let's get ready to RUMBLE: My bitch page
Sounds to Sooth: My music page
Pass along the terror: My passalong page
The love of my life: My Britney Spears page
The World Acording to me: More about me page
I won, I'm in, I've made it!!!: My awards and webrings page

My Favorite Sites on the Net

Jonah Weiland's Comic Book Resources: In my view, this is THE comic book site on the net. Tons of links, message boards like none others, news updates daily, etc, etc...Check it out.
Battles in the Comic Book Universe: Every week you vote on a new battle.
Swipe of the Week: Showcases artists who feel the need to blatantly copy and print previously published work(ie...Rob Lefield, Roger Cruz, and Fabain Laguna)
Fan4 revoltin' development: "the world's greatest comic magazine"
Simon's Gen13 Archive: A must for gen13 fans
Jnco jeans: "the world's greatest jeans"
www.beef-cake.com: South Park site
Pythonline: Monty Python, you bunt
Neo Moon Kingdom: A great Sailor Moon site that shows how little I know about SM
The Smashing Austin Power's Homepage: Latest info on Austin. Yeah baby! Yeah!
The View Askew Universe: The site for Kevin Smith movies. Test your knowledge on the daily quote game, or buy stuff from Jay and Silent Bob's secret stash.

My Friend's Pages

La Grange Point: This guy is a master. All hail his HTML and Java Skills!!
Sammy's World: You like my literary page...want more fudged up parodies and honest bitching...then this here is the page for you...if you dont...then what the hell are you doin at my page?
Flip's Homepage: He has local bands in our area, and the OFFICIAL homepage of the Stoneboro Volunteers Fireman. Also check out www.yourmom.com. Hee runs this one too.
Zigazigha's homepage: Flashy page...and if you like the spice girls you'll fit right in, at least a lot better than you do here...loser.
Miguel Lago's page: I dont think he has a set theme or anything...but he has put a lot of time to it, and is constantly adding to it.
E.Coli says:: Ever want to know more about that crazy Michelle girl that goes off on rants in my guest book? Here you go, uncut and uncensored, so help us god!!!!
Chylo's Land O' Fun: Kinda like Michelle's page in that it has her rant and silly little stories. Good way to kill some time on the net, or just a few brain cells.
Disco's Power Trip: A super page about all sorts of silly things.
Crazy Page of Stuff: A page on NSync and other gay topics...but none quite as gay as NSync

My Polls

Here are some of my polls. I have more scattered throught this site. If you choose other as an answer, post your answer and why on my guestbook. And if you have any ideas for new polls, send them my way. I'd love to hear them lunch box.

Mikey Danger's Comic Poll

Mikey Danger's Cartoon Poll

Mikey Danger's Battle Poll

Astounding Space Thrills

Here is a comic strip I found out about...it updates every weekday...and if you are just catching it, check out It's a good read, and something little to spice up your day.