Joker is looking for names..both a boy and girl name. Email me your choices. I hoping it is not TWINS or MORE but boy is she getting big fast!

Hello everyone, My name is Scotty. I'am Joker's oldest son and will turn 8 in December. I'am smart and plan on being a space walker! I love to eat and enjoy school and especialy math and science.

My name is Derek and I'am 6 years old. I can never sit down and can run faster then any kid my age. I'am good at soccer and love animals. I want to be a farmer or carpenter when I grow up.

Mikey is my name and I'am 2 years old. I run all over and can now escape my crib. I make mom go nuts when I try to get into everything. I love being Tommy's older brother even though I it him when I can.

Tommy is the name and eating is my game. I'am just a year old and have blonde hair. My bottom teeth are slow coming in so I have only one tooth there. Daddy and I are best pals and still trying to keep in Mommy bed. My nick name is Birth Control but hey, can't be that bad since Mommy is giving me a baby brother or sister.

From inside the womb I'am saying hello. Number 5 here! I love to make mommy crave foods and enjoy making her sick in the morning. I showed my parents that I'am a boy but I'am still without a name. Email my Dad if you have a name!

I love my wife and she makes my life whole. Although she has thought about kicking me out several times (Especial when I talk about stocks) she puts up with me daily.

There is no question that I find the wife very attractive (4 kids and one on the way is proof) and she is the picture of beauty! Long dark blonde hair, high cheek bones, large blue eyes, sexy walk, and very well stacked ...she is my dream woman (Besides the X Files babe)... and my wife!

Maybe this will help me out of the dog house and I need to get into the house before winter. Reguardless she is my love..Hope you read this honey!

People are trying to help Joker get inside the house!