Story 3
It was a cool late summer night when I and 2 friends, Tim and Mike decided
to drop our last pyramid gels. We each had 2, and after a little bit of
sitting around in Tims house we felt the zippy jitters, said bye to his
hippy parents (who knew what was up) and ventured out into the mad mad
suburbs. We walked around for about 20 minutes when the full effects of
the two pyramids kicked in... KABOOOM! It was very rainbowey, with
crystal clarity and slimy melty drippy sounds intermixed with everything.
It was more than we were expecting, but by no means more than we had done
in the past. We were getting thirsty after walking through a couple
neighborhoods, so we headed to king soopers. Once inside, we realized the
extreme understated effects we were getting in the dark outside.. Now
under full light, we saw the truth. The grocery store was an incredible
array of bright contrasting colors and symbols. The second thing we
noticed was the 100% lack of employees. (It was late, but..) So we walked
around and eventually saw a guy who looked like a Super Punch out Character
shelving macaroni. We almost cracked up, so we quickly walked away. Now
feeling very uncomfortable, we searched for drinks, and we eventually found
the drink aisle, and after some difficulty managed to come to a desceision.
We brought them up to the checkout stand, and no one was there. We waited
5 minutes, still no one came. We were about to walk out with the drinks
when a short elf looking woman walked out with a half burned head and a
completely white eye. I about freked out inside, but I realized it was
just a hallucination. Half way through the transaction, I could clearly
tell however... THIS WAS NO HALLUCINATION!!! She really looked like that.
At first I was scared, but then she was so nice to me that I felt really
bad about it and told her to have a nice night, then we got the hell out of
there. Then we walked to a local golf course, and started chilling on the
grass, looking at stars and chatting. Suddenly out of no where, a girl ran
up to us, stopped, and then ran off as fast as she could. We puzzled over
this for a few minutes. Shortly after, from the dark we heard "DON'T MOVE
OR WE'LL RELEASE THE DOGS!!"
Time Stopped
Then the lights of a Jeep Cherokee cop wagon turned on... Pointed
perpendicular to us about 100 yards away. The cops were busting some other
kids on the golf course. We didn't know if the cops, or the kids knew of
our prescence, so we stayed low to the ground, and stayed quiet. We sat
for 10 minutes and watched 8-10 kids all call thier parents from the cops
cell phone, then we watched as 8-10 EXTREMELY PISSED OFF parents came to
pick up their kids. We were going nuts with hillarity, but we decided to
take off because the cops were almost done with the kids, and we didn't
want to be next.
So we went back to Tim's house and were walking around inside
when... click! All power goes out. We are completely in the dark and
fumbling around.. Finally Tim found a flashlight, and we made our way
outside with a blanket and some food. We went into his 'neighborhood
community backyard' kind of thing, and had a 3am picnic on the grass. Just
then, we saw 5 guys climb the fence and run with flashlights right towards
us. Then they turned, and started digging near a fence. One guy held the
light, 2 guys dug, and the other 2 went back for some more supplies. This
was looking very suspicious, thankfully none of them had seen us. Finally
the guys hit something and one of them grabbed some tools out of the box.
He went to work down the hole while the others stood lookout. They were in
there for about 20 minutes. Then the guy in the hole yelled "Got it!" and
he climbed out with something in his hand. They filled the hole and got
out of there quickly. For a few minutes we were too scared to move, so we
hung tight. Then, when we were sure they had left, we ventured over to the
hole..............dug with our hands............hit something
metal....................cleared out the rubble.............and it was:
The power company box. They just restored power to the neighboorhood.
They were in and out so quickly, becuse god damn, who wants to be working
at 3am? We laughed for at least 20 minutes about that, went inside, smoked
a bowl and crashed.
The next day we found out that the kids that got busted on the golf course
were Mike's brother and his friends!! Hah hah! The perfectly ironic
ending to a crazy ass night! See ya!