"THE PIMP'S BRIGADE"

NOTE: This song dates back to the early days of Sailor. It's only recorded appearance to date is on the fan-club-only "Live In Zurich" cassette (1975). Georg introduced it as follows:

"This next song is what you would call, or could be, a recruiting song for the Pimp's Brigade... this is all about the benefits and the good sides to pimping. Believe it or not, there are many."

In life there's just one simple rule
And not the kind you learn in school
It's simply "Grab what you can grab
Give nothing in return!"
Some people slave at work all day
The taxman takes his chunk away
And what they're left with in the end
Is sweet, sweet nothing.
So why not take employment in a tax-free escapade?
For I can teach you all those tricks and skills within the trade
The choice is there for you to make
The dough is there for you to take
We welcome you to join us in The Pimp's Brigade!

It may not be respectable
But certainly delectable
To earn your keep from luscious blondes
Hot redheads and brunettes ("Smooch!")
The golden opportunity
Is here with high velocity
To put you in the ballgame of the red-light quarter.
You don't have to worry 'bout the cops around this town
Just slip 'em a couple of bills and they'll soon turn their heads around
The choice is there for you to make
The dough is there for you to take
We welcome you to join us in The Pimp's Brigade!

Golden opportunities
With numerous amenuities
We welcome you to join us in The Pimp's Brigade!

Words and music by Georg Kajanus (C)(P)1974 Warner-Chappell Music/Sashay Music, Ltd. All rights reserved.