"The Internet is big. It's a monster. Someone should come along and poke a
hole in its balloon of an ego because the thing is about to take over Tokyo.
No one in their right mind could even hope to fathom the vastness of exactly
what the Internet is, or even what it pretends to be, which is almost as big
if not as big as the Internet itself, and the two of them together make
Dolly Parton's breasts look like jelly beans."
