Dirty Little Secret

School teacher and her lover:
How Titanic turned us on.
But the tenor hit the wrong
note with carelessness
and got the old hag laid up,
and their dirty little secret
was revealed for those fans
of USA Picture Originals
at nine.  But at nine little sixty-nine
was seen, as the women disrobed
in front of her son, who was two.
The water ran slightly cold,
to make sure not to burn.
The man got out of the shower
and his wife began to laugh.
As his dirty little secret was revealed
on his wedding night.