On Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping." On a bag of Fritos: "You could be winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestions: Defrost." On Jello dessert (printed on the bottom of the box): "Do not turn upside down." On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."On a packet of Sunmaid raisins: "Why not try tossing one over your favorite cereal" ? On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." On a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

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