My first job was working in an orange juice factory,
but I got canned because I just couldn't concentrate.
After that I tried to be a tailor,
but I just wasn't suited for it.
Mainly because it was a so-so job.
Next I tried working in a muffler factory,
but that was exhausting.
I wanted to be a barber,
but I just couldn't cut it.
Then I tried to be a chef---
figured it would add a little spice to my life
but I just didn't have the thyme.
Finally, I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it,
I couldn't cut the mustard.
My best job was a musician,
but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.
I studied a long time to become a doctor,
but I didn't have any patients.
Next was a job in a shoe factory,
I tried but I just didn't fit in.
I became a professional fisherman,
but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.
Thought about becoming a witch,
so I tried that for a spell.
I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company,
but the work was just too draining.
I got a job in a zoo feeding the giraffes
but I was fired because I wasn't up to it.
So then I got a job in a gymnasium (work-out-center),
but they said I wasn't fit for the job.
Next, I found being an electrician interesting,
but the work was shocking.
After many years of trying to find steady work,
I finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was no future in it.
My last job was working at Starbucks,
but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.
You got any ideas? I'm open for suggestions
.....maybe you have something that WORKS
.....because I don't.
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