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Montana:
Land Of The Big Sky, Right-Wing Crazies, & Very Little Else
Nebraska:
At Least The Cows Are Sane
Nevada:
Strippers, Lounge Lizards, and Poker!
New Hampshire:
Go Away And Leave Us Alone
New Jersey:
You Want A ##$%##! Motto?
I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
New Mexico:
Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York:
You Have The Right To Remain Silent,
You Have The Right To An Attorney...
North Carolina:
Tobacco Is A Vegetable
North Dakota:
We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
Ohio:
Home Of Capital University, Ohio State Universty And Yours Truly
Oklahoma:
Like The Play, Only No Singing
Oregon:
Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania:
Acceleration Ramps - What's That?
Civil Engineers - Who Needs Them!
Rhode Island:
We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina:
Remember The Civil War?
We Didn't Actually Surrender
South Dakota:
Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee:
The Educashun State
Texas:
Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)
Utah:
Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont:
Yep
Virginia:
Who Says Government Stiffs
And
Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington:
Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!
Washington, D.C.:
Wanna Be Mayor?
West Virginia:
One Big Happy Family...Really!
Wisconsin:
Come Cut The Cheese
Wyoming:
The nation's best beef cattle.
Watch where you step
North Dakota:
We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
Ohio:
Home Of Capital University, Ohio State Universty And Yours Truly
Oklahoma:
Like The Play, Only No Singing
Oregon:
Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania:
Acceleration Ramps - What's That?
Civil Engineers - Who Needs Them!
Rhode Island:
We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina:
Remember The Civil War?
We Didn't Actually Surrender
South Dakota:
Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee:
The Educashun State
Texas:
Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)
Utah:
Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont:
Yep
Virginia:
Who Says Government Stiffs
And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington:
Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!
Washington, D.C.:
Wanna Be Mayor?
West Virginia:
One Big Happy Family...Really!
Wisconsin:
Come Cut The Cheese
Wyoming:
The nation's best beef cattle.
Watch where you step
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