ABOUT WKP:

Wicked Killa Pissa was founded on Friday, August 15th, 1969 at 4:20pm, in a small town in Upstate New York. The first member was renown musician, Jerry Garcia. Although at the time, this anti fraternity fraternity was in its infancy, membership grew by over 83%. As word got out, the list of members grew. Soon there were officers and WKP was recieved a national charter. Former Presidents include:

• Jimi Hendrix
• Jim Morrison
• "Mean" Gean Okerlund
• Bob Bigota
• Moe Sizlack
• Terry Boulia
• Dwayne Allman
• Stevie Ray Vaughn
• Sam Johnson
• John Doonan
• Mat Saville
• Keith Moon
• Kurt Cobian
• John Lennon
  and
• Andrew "Dice" Clay
  
  
  NEWS AS OF 8/29/99
  

  As we enter into another school year, The Brothers of Wicked Killa Pissa would like to welcome back all returning members and announce the new officers for the 1999-2000 school year. Here they are, The current officers for Wicked Killa Pissa:
  
  President: Andrew Lester
  Vice President: Jeffrey Gerber
  Secretary: Disco Inferno
  Treasurer: Jesse "The Mind" " The Body" Ventura
  Recruits: Sgt. Slaughter
  Community Service: Nelson Muntz
  Beer, Drugs, Video Games, and Girls: Paul Casella
  

  Congratulations especially to Disco Inferno, who defeated Trey Anastasio narrowly by 1 vote, and also to Jesse "The Mind" "The Body" Ventura for not only is he the governor of Minnesota, but now he is a member of WKP. Also Paul Casella, narrowly edged out Inspector Gadget in the Drugs, Booze, Girls and Video Game area. He won with an elbow drop off the turnbuckle. Congratulations to all and have a great school year.
  
  We believe in good sex and good drugs which are the cornerstone of a good democracy. Our members go through extensive pledging which involves severe beatings, they must trip on acid for three days straight, sleep for two days, and eat 6 Sbarro's Pizza's with in 4 hours. Once they have passed these extensive tests, they become brothers of WICKED KILLA PISSA.
  

  HOW CAN I GET INVOLVED????
  

  Well, thats a damn good question. If you think you have what it takes to be part of WKP, then drop us a line at WKP . We will get back to you ASAP, and remember....Good Sex and Good Drugs, are the cornerstone to a good democracy.
  
  
  The Wicked Killa Pissa
  

  CURRENT MEMBERS AS OF 8-29-99... 69,069
  
  

  
  

  

  ABOUT WKS:
  

  Every anti fraternity fraternity, needs an anti sorority sorority. Wicked Killa Shitta was formed On January 26th, 1995, at 4:20am and recieved its national charter on October 27th, 1995. The destinguished sisters of WKS play a large part in the community. The first president of WKS was Courtney Love. Membership boomed over 89% at the end of 1995. Former Presidents of WKS include:
  
  

• Kay Hanley

• Sheryl Crow
• Christina Applegate
• Jennifer Love Hewitt
• Cameron Diaz
• Allisa Milano
• Beth Piper
  

  
  

  The 1999-2000 school year brings some tragedy to the sisters of WKS. Former president Beth Piper passed away due to an undisclosed illness. We wish her friends and family the very best. And now for the current board members:
  

• President: Chyna
• Vice President: Clair Danes
• Secretary: Tiffany Amber Thiessan
• Treasurer: ??????
• Recruits: The Spice Girls
• Everything Else: Neve Campbell
  
  
  There is a new president this year and that is Chyna. She is happy to be the leader of WKS and also a key person in the WWF. We are skill looking for a treasurer, so if u fit that bill, please send a motion to WKS and we will put you in the pool. Have a great school year.
  The Sisters of WKS

  We beleive that Good Sex, and more Good Sex is good. In order to become a sister of WKS, one must become a pledge. Pledges cannot have sex, shave any hair from their body, cannot drink, and must walk around naked for 3 weeks. Once this is over, members of WKS are free to have sex and do all of the above.
  
  I WANNA BE PART OF WICKED KILLA SHITTA, TELL ME MORE!!!!!
  

  Who doesnt. With a list of officers like those, we are the best anti sorority sorority in the country. If you would like information feel free to drop us a line at WKS and we will be more than happy to get you some information. Remember our motto.....Sex,Sex and more Sex.
  
  
  The Wicked Killa Shitta
  

  CURRENT MEMBERS AS OF 08/31/99... 62,069
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