Jizzy Monkey's World Of Weirdness
Welcome to my little piece of the web!!!!! I want to be the first to tell you that I am glad you have decided to take this little voyage, and explore the depths of my humor. This is a place for me to share with you all the things I find funny, and weird. Here you will find pictures I have made, stories have written, and stupid stuff I have found on the net and somehow managed to incorporate in this page. Let you be warned, this is twisted and warped humor, and you may suffer severe pancreatic pain if you view this immediately after you eat spicy Mexican foods made with 100% real cockraoch meat. Should you find anything here offensive, visit this site here.
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The Legend of the Purple Aardvark of the Grassy Plains
The Origin of Jizzy Monkey-COMING SOON!
The Adventures of Robbie the Little Red-Headed Kid and Goat-COMING SOON!
Jizzy Monkey's Goat Farm Full of Tunes-COMING SOON!
The Day the Damn Baby Quit Dancing
Jizzy Monkey's Musical Monkey Ranch
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