The Legend of the Purple Aardvark of the Grassy Plains
Legend has it that when you sit around bored, or are in a boring conversation, this magical being of humor, comes along and spices things up. Whether it is by saying funny things, telling jokes, making fun of people, acting like a retard, or just plain making faces, he always makes things liven up. He is not shy, but he will not come back if you ever once during a visit make fun of him. He loves to liven things up and make others laugh. So the next time your Grandpa is talking to you about his hemmorhoids, look to the sky and maybe, just maybe you'll see the purple aardvark of the grassy plains.
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