You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."

                   Your Jedi robe is camouflage.

                   You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.

                   At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.

                   You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.

                   You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.

                   The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.

                   Wookies are offended by your B.O.

                   You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you
                   didn't have to wait for a commercial.

                   You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.

                   Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the
                   dark side...it'll be a hoot."

                   You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock
                   thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.

                   You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.

                   You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in
                   through the window.

                   Although you'da had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the
                   Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.

                   You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.

                   You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with redwood
                   deck.

                   You hear . . . "Luke, I am your father...and your uncle."