Oops!

Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop

"Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"

Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!

Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie

Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.

Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500 ml of this stuff before?

D---, there go the lights again...

"Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, the guy's got two of 'em.

Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!

Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my concentration off

What's this doing here?

I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.

That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!

I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses.

Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.

Sterile, schmerile. The floor's clean, right?

What do mean he wasn't in for a sex change...!

Anyone see where I left that scalpel?

OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.

This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?

Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?

Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.

What do you mean "You want a divorce"?!

She's gonna blow! Everyone take cover!!!

D---! Page 47 of the manual is missing!

FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!