The 12 Days of Venezuela
From my trip to Venezuela in 1995, to the tune of "The 12 Days of Christmas." I did not write it, I just appreciated it a lot after living through it for a month. There was a different version the next year, but I don't have the words. I just know it ended with "one empty roll of t.p." :) This is not a song for the faint of heart--er, stomach, so I recommend only former maniacs proceed, it wouldn't be funny to anyone else!
On the ____ day of Venezuela, my TL gave to me...
12 chunks a-blowin'
11 costumes reaking
10 crazy contacts
9 maids a-stealing
8 bottles of water
7 tio ricos
6 days of diareah
5 different medicines
4 dramas a day
3 minute showers
2 question limits
...and black beans for breakfast!
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