THE ONE HUNDRED AND ONE FOXTROT QUESTIONS! by Felix Xavier Jinx
(dictated by Peter Wainscott)
Introduction: Good evening. Here it is. The biggest, the ultimate, the
best (to date) FoxTrot quiz, only to be attempted by the most loyal
FoxTrot fans. Please, give this an honest attempt before downloading
the answers. Send me your scores at felix.xavier@mustang.com. A perfect
score will win you a spot in my Hall of Fame, still to be constructed,
because no one has a perfect score. Break out your FoxTrot books, because
you're gonna need 'em!
Note: In questions asking for the location of the strip, please give
the answer in Jinx Notation, or, if you have the smaller book, name
the book.
1. Name the big, ugly rat that lives in the basement.
2. What brand of cards does Jason use for card tricks?
3. At what time does the Glow In The Dark Ghost of Frankenstein invade
Roger and Andy's room?
4. What is the recommended ages for the Mr. Science Voodoo Kit?
5. What book did Mr. Thorton expect Paige to read by Monday?
6. What's par for Hole 16?
7. What car do the Foxs drive?
8. What snack product does Dr. Snacker's make?
9. Which cereal glows in the dark?
10. Where is the first appearance of Slug Man?
11. Which floor does Roger work on?
12. Where did the Mucus Eaters play at for the CD that Paige has?
13. What is the name of the local butcher?
14. Whose nose did Peter, uh, displace?
15. Which cereal boasts an M80 on the front of the box?
16. How much is hacking, per hour?
17. Roger has succumbed to the powers of Rogaine. Where is it?
18. Who holds the more patents than anyone else?
19. On which magazine does Death make an appearance?
20. On which strip does Denise's parents make an appearance?
21. What's Denise's birthday?
22. Beer is mentioned a bit in the FoxTrot strip, but hard liquor is
only even hinted at once. Which magazine is advertising it?
23. How many yards did Roger get off of his five iron?
24. What's Peter's pseudo documentary a parody of?
25. Two people fall of the roof. Who are they?
26. Mr. Martini owns a piece of Schwarzenegger (is that right?
Oh well.) merchandise. What is it?
27. Which Fox wears contacts?
28. Just how big was Jason and Marcus's comic book store going to be?
29. Which strip is the first appearance of Marcus?
30. What substance is such a strong adhesive, it would pull two of
Roger's fillings out?
31. What did Jason dub "Zombula"?
32. What number does Peter wear on his baseball uniform?
33. What is the mascot for Paige and Peter's high school?
34. What does the sign say on the back door of the Fox house?
35. What model copying machine does Jason's school have?
36. What movie got Paige grounded for a weekend?
37. Name the two awards J.B. Pembrooke has.
38. Ugh. Paige with three eyes! Where?
39. What was the fate of the first microwave the Foxs had?
40. Who initially took the blame for the Coke in the keyboard?
41. What was the fate of the Muckatoo Indian Tribe?
42. This one falls under the "life stinks" files. When did Denise get
the chicken pox? Who went in her place?
43. What's the key attribute to a snow fort, according to Jason and
Marcus?
44. Who did Peter include in his list of Great Americans that got
him an A-?
45. What's the name of the local golf course?
46. How many televisions are in the Fox house?
47. Who had third row Springsteen tickets?
48. Who is Iguanoman's supreme commander?
49. Who is Peter Wainscott's alter ego, the dude that wrote this insane
quiz? (Hee, hee. Free question!)
50. What did Morton Goldthwaite score on the SAT?
51. What is Skip's career objective?
52. What size film was Jurassic Park shot on?
53. What did Paige find (much to her horror) in place of her peanut
butter sandwich?
54. How did MacGyver repair the plutonium leak?
55. Who was Morton's date to the prom? (Hint: Incredibly tall.)
56. Who heads the department Roger works in?
57. What battle goes on between Jason and Paige at nine o'clock?
58. How much is it to rent a water weenie for an hour?
59. How much does a pair of X-ray specs cost?
60. Among peace on earth and an end to cruelty, what was Marcus's
postscript to Santa?
61. What kind of reward does Quincy get when he sneaks out and bugs
Marcus's sisters?
62. Andy + hay fever + coffee + what= a wired housewife and a really
clean house.
63. Name two brands of OJ the Foxs buy.
64. Name Paige's P.E. teacher.
65. What's the number to the new Fangra Hotline?
66. How many joints are in Denise's cane?
67. Translate the following sentence: AH DED AH DIGG MA HEH FEFFER ETH
GEBBIG WODTH!
68. Which movie does Rob Lowe get killed in the end?
69. When Jason won the chess tournament, how much was a movie ticket?
70. Math is sneaking up on Paige in subtle ways. Which magazine of hers
has the symbol pi on it?
71. Who NORMALLY plays second base on Peter's baseball team?
72. What color are Paige's eyes?
73. Where does Denise have Algebra II?
74. What's the name of the family dentist?
75. What's the going wage for mowing the lawn, according to Roger?
76. What time's the shift change at 101 Flavors?
77. Who has the worst record at chess in the Fox family?
78. At what speed does Jason make history with a Hot Wheels car, that
also brakes Paige's nose?
79. What was projected budget costs for the film "Iguanadon Tenor"?
80. How many pages is Anna Karenina?
81. So, just how far away is Repto Seven?
82. How much is an order of Fun Fun Fries?
83. What brand of fabric softener does the Fox family use?
84. How far up should an "E" engine take a rocket?
85. What's the difference between a math tutor and a math consultant?
86. How much did Peter earn caddying for Roger?
87. What's the name of the family physician?
88. This is for the fans with 20-20 vision. What did Mindy Beringer
ask Peter?
89. Which comic book character has his own web page?
90. Where was Roger born?
91. Ugh. Which Fox wears a retainer?
92. What's the capacity of a GI Joe Rapid Fire Suction Dart Assault
Helmet?
93. How much does Marcus get for allowance?
94. How many pages is Moby Dick?
95. Who's the two faced slug in Paige's Biology class?
96. What was the title of the comic strip Jason submitted to the
school paper?
97. What's the little catch on Jason's trick handcuffs?
98. What was the name of Roger's old fraternaty?
99. Which magician wrote "Secrets of Magic"?
100. Where do the Foxs live?
And finally, the moment you've all waited for! (Me, too. Goodness,
it's one in the morning!)
101. What does Denise like about Peter?
Ugh. Finished. That's the last time I do something like this. I hope
you enjoy it. Thanx for playing. Good night.