* I'm the life of the party-------

even when it lasts 'till 8 pm.

* I'm very good at opening childproof caps------ with a hammer.

* I'm usually interested in going home before I get to where I'm going.

* I'm good on a trip for at least an hour without my aspirin, antacid....

* I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.

* I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a word you're saying.

* I'm very good at telling stories...

over and over and over and over.

* I'm aware that other people's grandchildren are not as bright as mine.

* I'm so cared for: long-term care, eye care, private care, dental care.

* I'm not grouchy, I just don't like traffic, waiting, children, telephones, politicians---

* I'm sure everything I can't find is in a very secure place.

* I'm wrinkled, saggy and lumpy, and that's just my left leg.

* I'm now spending more time with my pillows than with my mate.

* I'm wondering if you're only as old

as you feel, how could I be alive at 120 ?

* I'm anti-everything now: anti-fat,

anti-smoke, anti-noise, anti-inflammatory.

* I'm supporting all movements now...

by eating bran, prunes and raisins.

* I'm a walking storeroom of facts...

But, I seem to have lost the key to the storeroom.

* I'm a Senior Citizen and I think I am having the time of my life.

* Do I have Alzeimers? I don't remember.

But, I'm happy, I think.

* Everything is starting to click for me...........

my elbows, my neck, my knees, my teeth.

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