Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.

You make over $250,000 and still can't afford a house.

You take a bus and are shocked at 2 people carrying on a conversation in English.

Your child's 3rd grade teacher has purple hair,
a nose ring, and is named Breeze.

You can't remember... is pot illegal?

You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.

You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans
are grown and can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.

You can't remember.... is pot illegal?

A really great parking space can move you to tears.

A low speed pursuit will interrupt ANY television broadcast.

Gas cost 75 cents per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.

Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks
wearing the baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like
George Clooney IS George Clooney!!

Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.

Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay,
the woman who delivers your mail is into BDSM
and your Mary Kay rep is a guy in drag.

You can't remember.. is pot illegal?

It's sprinkling and there's a report

on every news station about "STORM WATCH 2000."

You pass an elementary school playground and the children
are all busy with their cell phones or pagers.

Pot Illegal????

You AND your dog have therapists.

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