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1.Start at 1,099 bottles of beer on the wall and keep going until your parents make you stop.
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2.Write down the words to Mary Had a Little Lamb and sing it backwards in the wrong pitch.
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3.Tape a song and play it really loud on a tape player over and over.
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4.Walk backwards all day long.
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5.Pick a TV show to watch that comes on at night today.All day long keep asking "What time is is?" and then when they answer, say "Oh. I was hoping it would be 8:00 pm. Time for the Bob Newhart show."
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Tell your mom you'd be glad to cook luch. Then mix up some gross stuff
like vanilla extract, lemonaid, garlic, salt, pepper, noodles, and cook
it like soup. Then serve it. But make another okay to eat meal and hide it and
when your family tastes the soup, get it out!
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Mallory sent me these:
End every sentence with the words "In Propecy with accordance."
Talk in Pig Latin all day. It REALLY gets on peoples nerves!!
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I have an annoying thing to do so let me send it in already! **************************************************************