A TV person used to be a gymnast. He was interviewed and asked, "Have you ever had any injuries?" He replied, "Nothing major, I just fractured my neck once!"
Student: Would you be mad a me for something I didn't do?
Teacher: Of course not!
Student: Well, good, because I didn't do my homework!
What do you call a plane with no wings?
Crashed!
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