To Captain Dunsel

A salute to Captain Dunsel,
The M-5 unit has won.
The ship is nearly lost;
M-5 has seen to that.


A salute to Captain Dunsel,
He's a better man than M-5.
M-5 doesn't have the training
To command a starfleet vessel.


A salute to Captain Dunsel,
He's back to Captain Kirk.
The M-5 has proven to be
The real Captain Dunsel.


A salute to the new Captain Dunsel,
He destroyed an oil freighter,
And a starship
As he grew to be invincible.


Here's to Captain Dunsel
Who was truly sorry for his mistakes
And accepted a death sentence.
But wasn't he only a computer?