Soap Opera Junkie
Something happens to me every afternoon
From twelve to three each day
I'm tied down to the TV
And I cannot get away.
Cause I'm a soap opera junkie
I love to watch those shows
I'm a soap opera junkie
Soap opera junkie.
Someone's getting murdered every day
The Days of their Lives are drawing niggh
By a man who's dressed like Roman Brady
But I know that's a lie
I must find out if they ever catch that guy.
Cause I'm a soap opera junkie
The Guiding Light's the way to go
I'm a soap opera junkie
Soap opera junkie.
Let me tell of Alan Spaulding
The J. R. of daytime TV
Money can buy him anything
Women, power, home and family
He's a villian like none you'll ever see
If you're not a soap opera junkie
You don't know what you're missing
Cause I'm a Soap Opera junkie
Sooap opera junkie.
Friday's shows aree just the bet
Cause they give all the suspense
No matter what is going on
Cliff hangers will be tense
I know it makes no sense
But I'm a soap opera junkie
I live to see what goes on next
I'm a soap opera junkie
A soap opera junkie.
I'ma a soap opera junkie
I want to see those shows
I'm a soap opera junkie
Soap opera junkie.