Indiana

According to state law, once your breath leaves your body, it is no longer your property.
It is illegal to bathe in the winter.
Elkhart - it is against the law for a barber to threaten to cut off a youngster's ears.
Gary - citizens are not allowed to attend a public theatre or ride in public transportation within four hours of eating garlic.
South Bend - it is illegal for a monkey to smoke cigarettes.  Violators are fined 25 dollars.