Oh My God! They Killed Kenny! You Bastards!

The many Ways Kenny Dies:

Episode 101 (visitors) Kenny was shot by the UFO, then trampled by cows, and finally run over by Officer Barbrady in his police car.

Episode 102 (Kathie-Lee) Kenny was shot accidently by Mr.Garrison, and from the force of the bullet, he was thrown on top of the flag pole.

Episode 103 (Volcano) Kenny was squished by a ball of lava, Then shot Accidently by Ned.

Episode 104 (Sparky) Kenny was decapitated by two Middle Park players during a football game.

Episode 105(Cloning) Kenny was thrown into the Microwave by Stan's evil clone and eventually fried to death.

Episode 106 (Death) Kenny was killed by the Grim Reeper by a single touch.

Episode 107 (Halloween) The MIR space station fell on Kenny, then he was turned into a zombie by mixing embalming fluid and Worcestershire sauce.

Finally Kyle cut Kenny in half with a chainsaw.

Episode 108 (Thanksgiving) Kenny was killed by Genetic Mutant Turkeys.

Episode 109 (Christmas) KENNY DIDN'T DIE! Episode 110 (Jesus vs. Satan) Kenny was turned into a duck-billed platypus by Damien, and Kenny was shot by Jimbo.

Episode 111 (Valentines) Kenny was killed accidently by Miss Ellen, who threw a misdirected Iraqi sword at Kenny.

Episode 112 (Mecca Strieshand) Kenny was playing tetherball and swung hard causing the ball ang stirng to wrap him around the thetherball pole. Poor Kenny McCormick...

Episode 113 (Cartman's mom a slut)Kenny was trying to get his go-kart to start and it started suddenly pulling Kenny across a small hill. He was OK but he landed on the train tracks and you guessed it... He was run over by the train.

Episode 201 (Not without my Anus) Kenny or any of the others wasn't in this episode! So once again he didnt die!

Episode 202 (Cartman's mom a slut:2) Kenny was assigned to turn on a generator. He had to go through air ducts and through raw sewage. He eventuall made it but two wires werent connected, so Kenny, being the brave kid he is, sacrificed his life so that he could connect the wires. The generator was for the hospital and the people on life support.

Episode 203 (Ike's Briss) Kenny was thrown into a grave at Ike's funeral and the tombstone fell on him. Nothing Fancy.

Episode 204 (ChickenLover)Kenny almost died a few times here: When south Park was total anarchy, a car fell on kenny, but he lived. When Kenny was swinging, he flew far and hit a wall, he was O.K. Then at the end when he was cheering, a tree fell on him.

Episode 205 (conjoined fetus lady) Kenny was playing dodgeball and the force of the ball smashed him into a wall. This one hurt.

Episode 206 (Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka)Kenny was on the "Jesus and Pals" show, and two people from the audience ripped him apart. One took his legs, one took his head, and riiiiiiiiiiiiiiipppppppp.

Episode 207 (Flashbacks) Kenny was in the bus and a big black alien/monster guy picked him up and killed him, I thought this was pretty dumb.

Episode 208 (Summer Sucks) Kenny was killed when the giant snake squashed the rafters and that killed kenny.

Episode 209 (Chef's Salty Balls) Kenny was playing with a yo-yo and some dumb-ass film viewers squashed him. Saying: "Oh My God I found a penny" "You bastard!"

Episode 210 (Chickenpox) Kenny died of the chickenpox at the end of this very dramatic episode...

Episode 211 (Planetarium) Kenny's head explodes.

Episode 212 (Clubhouses) Dies in a moshpit.

Episode 213 (Cow Days) A bull runs through a fence and kenny's head gets stabbed with it's horns.

Episode 214 (Chef Aid) Ozzy Osbourn bit Kenny's head off.

Episode 215 (Spooky Fish) Fish eats him.

Episode 216 (Unknown) Unknown?