I'm sorry, but the Great Flatulent Chicken has just fallen dead.
So ends the life of the Great Flatulent Chicken...hang on a minute. Why should I care? I can fart. (FART!) See? Hahahaha!! Chickens can't fart, nanananana...(fart!!) I can fart! I can...
We took four chickens, and fed them each, a lifetimes supply of Coca Cola, made slightly gassier than usual. We wanted to see wether or not, they could fart without exploding...
...no.
Who gives a rats ass!!
Aku dah bosan! Aku dah bosan! Ley gom gom ye ah!! Kwai Lo! Nenek moyang! Ho yeah! Anak cucu gembala! Je suis un poulet, avec beacoup des poubelles! Alamak, apa ini!?!?!?!
I bet those who don't understand the above are really pissed off.
...
Who cares...GUNJIGUNJIGUNJIGUNJIGUNJI
I can't be bothered to do this anymore. I wanted to be a gynacologist. Yes, a GYNACOLOGIST! Leaping from bottom to bottom! Sticking my hand up ounces upon ounces of muscle and fat!!
(sings)
I want to be a gynacologist,
Oh yes I do,
There's nothing more fun than an a hand up someones bum,
With no gloves to protect you from poo.