George
salsa.wav "It must be impossible for a spanish person to order saltzer and not get salsa. I wanted saltzer, not salsa!"84K
tomato.wav "The tomato never took off as a hand fruit."52K
angrysea.wav "The sea was angry that day my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli."63K
archect.wav "You know I always wanted to pretend I was an archetect."31K
havesex.wav "You want to have sex right now? You want to have sex with me right now? Come on! Come on, lets go baby!"75K
pool.wav "I was in the pool! I was in the pool!"38K
Elaine
diaphram.wav "I was talking to this guy and I happened to throw my purse on the sofa and my diaphram goes flying out."77K
dingo.wav "Maybe the dingo ate your baby. The dingo ate your baby!"72K
elaine04.wav "What am I, a hooker?"12K
getout.wav "Get out!!!"12K
mynipple.wav "Oh my god! That's my nipple!"46K
soupover.wav "So, essentialy, you chose soup over a woman."278K
Kramer
sauna.wav "It's like a sauna in here."90K
silk.wav "You ever wear silk underwear?"27K
youw.wav "Yewwwhhhhhhh!"17K
assman.wav "I'm Cozmo Kramer. The ass man."46K
hooter.wav "These were real hooters."13K
myboys.wav "My boys need a house!"30K
pigman.wav "I just saw a pig man! A pig man!"29K
Jerry
vomit.wav "I haven't vomited in 13 years."29K
chunky.wav "I know the chunky that left these chunkies. Newman!"48K
hellonmn.wav "Hello, Newman."11K
icaniple.wav "I'm not sure, and correct me if I'm wrong, but I think I see a niple."71K
mulva.wav "Sure I know your name, it rhymes with a female body part....."165K