shotgunlo@hotmail.com
Franklin Pierce College
FPC Box 850 College Road
Rindge, NH 03461
United States
A letter A friend A homemade coloring book People to sign my guestbook To be appreciated once in awhile To go 6 months without a someone stalking me Sex with a beautiful woman whom I could care about (no more meaningless flings and one night stands while I am drunk and she is sober and taking advantage of me because I really am not attracted to them while I am sober) Someone with a good sense of humor who will laugh at my bad and tasteless jokes A happy ending
This is the part where I REALLY try to gouge you. A new computer to replace the laptop I had stolen from my dorm A lot of money in unmarked, legal American dollars An all expense-paid world tour A nice bottle of Irish Whisky A flight home My own library A grant to continue my college education Comedy Central A decent stereo Free shipping privlidges An original Monet A Sony Playstation Warm winter clothes A warm dorm room this freezing winter Quarters to do laundry An automatic rifle Control over the world's oceans Cuban cigars