Top Ten Reasons to Hate Microsoft 

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7. Windows is so complicated
   they now have books out called: 
   Windows 98 For Dummies For Dummies 
                      
6. Because it's Microsoft, why do you need a reason?
                      
5. They spit inside every box of Windows 98
                      
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2. They make horrible Tv's

And the Number One Reason to Hate Microsoft

1. Two Words: Bill Gates

Top Ten Ways the world would be different if Bill Gates was in charge.

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6. Found having an affair with a hard drive 

5. National Anthem contains the words "Mac Blows" 64 times

4. Due to computer crashes, man reduced to living in caves and chanting "Ooga, Ooga!"

3. Guys with bad haircuts and glasses would be sexy

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And the Num. 1 way the world would be different if Bil Gates was in charge

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