Tales out of Guelph

So here's the deal, me and my friends like to do some crazy stuff. A lot of the time we spend too much gas driving around. But we do nuts things like walking from Lourdes all the way to Paul's house which takes three hours. We also like harassing the poor late night workers at Mc Donalds. We also spend hours on end at William's coffee pub so this page is all about adventures in Guelph. Don't worry it'll get a lot more interesting. Cause this weekend we've got plans and Elly gets to hang with us cause the boy's going away!!! Not that we don't love the boy..... heh heh heh heh....R.G.S.A kicks!!!! More later.... Kirsten


SECRET PLAN #72

Secret plan #72 was a success even though it didn't go over completely as planned... Remember that for the future. Anyway the evening was hysterical. I went over to Steph's and Kristy and Christina were already there. So we packed up all our stuff... panty hose, flashlights, duct tape, and lotsa ski masks. Then we headed over to Karen, but Steph and I lost Kristy and Christina on the way there. Turns out they went to pick up Kristy's boyfriend's cell phone. So anyway, we sat at Karen's planning for a little while and then we took off for the mall, to get some "supplies". Cap guns and flyswatters. Then we headed accross town to pick-up super soakers from Kristy's and Christina had to make a cameo at Royal Jam. So we dropped Christina and Steph off there and headed to Kristy's. We ran into Brent at Kristy's (the bro) and he teased us and Shane came to pick him up so we talked to them for a while. Then we had a nasty low-fat (low-enjoyment) chocolate tart break but made up for it with a lovely peach bar break. Then we left Brent a note on his bed (Dearest Brent, same time, same place. love Kirsten) and Kristy showed me her newly painted room. Then we went back to pick up Steph and Christina from the school. They didn't come out right away, so Kristy went in to get them but Mr Tubbs wouldn't let her in (school policy) so she snuck in but then Steph and Christina came out and Kristy was still in so we had to sit and wait for her. Then we finally started back to Karen's house (her and Beth had stayed there) and they wanted to go play manhunt at Riverside park. So we got all ready and went over there. We only stayed for a little while though. And then we went to Karen's old house to fill our water guns and we peed in the dark and then we took off for Jordan's. This is where the fun stuff starts. The original plan was to break in, kidnap the boys and tie them up. We had no clue what to do with them after that. Anyway, we were scouting out the house checking things out when Paul come out. So we jumped him and tied him up, well tried to tie him up, he put up quite a fight. So then some went inside and Kristy tied up Moisan (her cousin) and Steph went downstairs where the rest of the boys (oblivious to what was happening) were watching t.v. so she jumped in front of them and shouted "No body move!!". The boys sat there for 4 seconds then Dave jumped on her and they all tried to pull off her mask. When they found out it was her they were so excited. Meanwhile we were outside and I ran to the car, bring it up to Jordan's but Pat and Jordan jumped on me and dragged me out of the car. We ended up getting attacked by the boys and got invited in. So we sat around with the boys and they tried to make us watch their prono. Then Dave got out his guitar and sang "With or Without you" by U2. Soon after that we had to leave but it was a very fun evening. THE END. MAY 9th 1997



My Summer (summer # 18)

Alright... school's finally done!! And it's really truely over now cause I picked up my report card today... not bad if I do say so myself. 83 in art, 76 (oops) in english (me fail english, that's unpossible), 89 in chemistry, and 91 in biology.... Good job Kirsten!!! Anyway..... This summer is going to be wicked... even though everyone is gone away... On Saturday we're going to Edgefest... but first we're going to Meatfest tonight! That's something my sister's friends invented... you basically have to bring them meat.. and it has to be still bleeding... no vegetarians allowed. Anyway, on Tuesday (Canada day!!) I leave for Paris. I'm going to be there for a month is that the coolest thing ever or what? Plus, no parentals are coming with me. When I get home at the end of July, I'm going to Another Roadside Attraction, my dream come true. I would sell vital body organs to go see the Tragically Hip. I have a little bit of an obsession, ask anyone who knows me! Anyway, then I'm going to be home for two weeks, then I'm off to two glorious weeks at camp!! Then.... dum dum dum it's back to school... kinda makes the summer seem really short. oh well, it's all good. Anyway....school's going to be fun next year cause A I'm in grade 12 and B I have my wicked Biology co-op!! Anyway that's all from Kirsten, see you in September!


I'm back...

Yeah, I know it's been awhile since I did anything more than check my e-mail... but oh well.. My summer was amazing, I made a million new friends ( my favourite hobby ) in Paris and at camp, I'd have to say it was the best summer ever. Things have been great since I got home too. School is easy cause I have no morning classes, yeah co-op. Then I have Latin with Mr. O , and Math, grade 12. This weekend I went camping, how much fun was that? In U's words "That was the greatest night of my life, when are we going to do it again?" Well that's my message to the great beyond... write and tell me what's up. pinksen@sentex.net or kmpkirsten@hotmail.com I'd love to hear from you!