Things

If I made The X-Files

Which I don't, because it's not called the AleX-Files, is it? But anyvague, this is my plan for next season, what will and what will not happen. Chris, feel free to take my ideas if you want. I won't resent you for it. And once S6 comes, I'll be able to see how many were true!

Things that will NOT happen next season

Scully and CSM get together.
Ditto with Krycek and CSM, I hope.
Mulder has an affair with Flukeman.
The sheriff from Bad Blood turns up, claiming that he has recently been abducted by aliens.
Krycek gets married.
Marita and Krycek have..no that's too awful even to type.
Dmitri and Gibson turn out to be brothers.
Mulder and Krycek turn out to be brothers..noo!
Pendrell returns.
Mulder gets abducted.
Scully and Marita have a Girls' night out.
Meanwhile, Mulder and Krycek have a Guys' night out..hang on wrong list!
CSM and Skinner get together.

Things that WILL happen next season
Mulder and Krycek have a Guys' night out
Four words: Mulder. Krycek. Skinner. Kareoke.
Scully gets drunk and winds up somewhere with CSM.
Krycek kills CSM somehow, I don't care how..
Krycek survives the season.
Mulder hits, punches or in some other way injures Ratboy.
Nick Lea will get more screen time.
Scully will get amnesia.
Body swaps!!!
Skinner and the CSM.
I will keep watching
I will remember to tape all the episodes.
There is NO tag line "THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE" but instead, "RATBOY LIVES" or "RATBOY RULES".
An entire episode dedicated to Krycek. Yesss!
Krycek saves Mulder's life

I'm lookin' forward to 6! Should be good, yah? Of course it will be, it's The X-Files!!!