Alright, yet another important notice. Mostly, this is as follows...

HE FINALLY UPDATED!!!
But hey, no biggie, right? It's only been about six months, at most...well anyway, in the meantime, there's the other piece of news, which most may already know...

On December 21st, 1998, my daughter, Alexandria Ellen Elizabeth Wood, was born. Your congratulations and large cash offers are still welcome. ;p